Here's one reason Avatar might not be the greatest film since Sliced Bread: the appalling closing song by Leona Lewis. Embedded after the jump if you want to annoy your neighbours.
im kinda getting abit bored of avatar already cos its literally everywhere and its not even out yet!
the promise of leona lewis just makes me wants to skip this film even more!
Hahaha, the studios are desperately trying to haul in the female/gay audience for this so they can make their $$$$ back:
"Look! It's from the bloke that did Titanic!!!!"
And a million heterosexual males sigh who just want sci-fi goodness that we know Cameron can do.
"And it has a warbly song on the end!!!!!!"
And a million heterosexual males sigh
"It's a love story!!!! With...er...powerloaders and guns and blue skinned aliens"
And a million heterosexual males just watch The Abyss again instead.
Avatar is going to tank haaaaard.
Women don't care for sci-fi and blokes couldn't give a fuck about romance and "across the ages" love blah blah blah.
It falls between the gaps, big opening weekend from us Cameron fans who want to wash the taste of Titanic away but the women are going to watch the trailer and go "aliens? meh".
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