10 sensible suggestions for the cast of The Expendables 2

In what universe is Chuck Norris not a worthy addition to Expendables 2?!? This is the guy who once shot down a German fighter plane by simply pointing at it and yelling "BANG"! Who counted to infinity - twice! Whose tears would cure cancer, if he would ever cry! I'd want to see a roundhouse-kick battle between him and JC van Damme.

John Travolta is okay as long as it is actually Travolta impersonating Vin Diesel because they surgically switched faces.

Mickey Rourke should come back, but do some of his Wrestler moves this time, instead of just drawing tattoos.

And can someone bail out Wesley Snipes, cut his hair, dye it blond and have him rip out eyeballs again? Simon Phoenix is easily one of the man's best performnces.

No love for Reb Brown?

Don't forget Michael "American Ninja" Dudikoff. His black side-kick was good, too.

And Bud Spencer. Fuck me, why my memory stores such names and yet I'm always forgetting my mom-in-law's birthday. It doesn't make sense, does it?

Edited at 22:09 on 09/08/11

You can imaging Stallone looking over the original again ponderously. After stroking his chin he has the answer. He picks up the phone and calls the Burmese general. It needs more bumming.

The entire cast of Con Air.

WINGS fucking HAUSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burmese General is the most villainy villain ever to bum people.