Review: A Perfect Getaway

Posted by Phyllis at 19:58 on 13 Aug 2009 Reviews A-Z

I'm not sure what to make of David Twohy. The man is responsible for Critters 2: The Main Course, Waterworld, G.I. Jane and The Chronicles of Riddick (and unleashing Vin Diesel onto an unsuspecting world, damn it). One might despise him for these vile offences, nay, not just despise, but secretly wish to haul him into the Hague for crimes against humanity.

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Posted by Goatboy at 14:06 on 10/09/09

I'd have Costner's assbaby if he wanted.
Waterworld was on the other night, I'd forgotten how awesome it was.

And Field of Dreams is the *only* movie a guy is allowed to cry watching. I fucking love Field of Dreams, one of my all time favourites.

"Back! Back to the 60's!"
"Oh they will come Ray, they will come and not know why"
"....dad?"

Posted by Phyllis at 06:18 on 15/08/09

I couldn't have said it any better, Ali. Grix, I think you'll find that I am quite complex. Shitty movies bring me joy. Kevin Costner makes my heart sing. Vin Diesel just makes me cry and curse humanity for birthing that homunculus.

Posted by Ali at 19:35 on 14/08/09

Waterworld is both: golden shit. Like the really runny ones after you've had a Korma.

Posted by Grix at 18:38 on 14/08/09

I'm confused, which is the real Phyllis, the one that says Waterworld is gold, or the one that says it's a vile offence?

And if I ever found Costner sitting on his own, watching an empty pitch and saying 'it's a great game today', I'd sit with him no problem

Posted by Ali at 17:26 on 14/08/09

SACRILEGE!

Also, in a comments thread about Vin Diesel, we're calling Kevin Costner gay?

Posted by Timmargh at 17:12 on 14/08/09

I rather enjoyed Chronicles of Riddick.

And Costner's a big gay.

Posted by Phyllis at 21:25 on 13/08/09

I love The Costner. I also love some really crappy movies. Combine the two, and it's cinematic GOLD. Which is exactly what Waterworld is. GOLD, my friend.