A Sneak Preview Of Jackass 3

Can't believe this is over 5 years old. We need a new retard magnet on this site.

I lost half my brain cells reading through these comments.

THEIRS NO FUCKING LIOONS IN THIS MOVIE - YOUR A FUCKING LAIR.

Hi five!

"BOLLOCKS!" Hilarious. I'd missed the last two comments on this.

And seriously, this time last year, I didn't know who Maya Angelou was, crazy isn't it..?

No, he really didn't know who Maya Angelou was...

BULLSHIT.

Every time I read this I get more from it. I only became aware of who Maya Angelou was the other day, and there she is, in everyone's favourite article.

I love that people keep saying the photo is obviously photoshopped because he's wearing the same shirt. Not because he's butt-fucking a lion.

LAMB OF GOD!!!!!!!!

YYYYESSSSS!

BULL****!!!

1. that photo is photoshopped,, didnt you notice johnny being blindfolded in jackass number 2? WITH THE SAME OUTFIT!
2. AIDS?!? seriously!?! steve-o's not THAT stupid
3. :)) jackass 3 is REALLY coming out in late 2010..

Edited at 02:52 on 05/12/09

i caint wait 4 it 2 come out

Hopefully the new website will be ready by then.

Jackass 3 confirmed for release in 2011. I can take or leave the film but I'm looking forward to some more comments in here.

Aha, it was 'twinks', not 'dinks'. My bad.

Excellent, I was genuinely concerned a piece of internet history could be lost forever.

Burmese General is angry

I think monkey_man has all comments preserved somewhere, just a question of when we can get them back up. As all accounts were deleted, they weren't attached to anything.

Don't worry, the Jackass retards will be back. It's still near the top of Google.

It's not forever lost yet:

[EDIT - too long, silly - monkey_man]

Is there any way of saving it, restoring it, keeping it alive?

homo

Let's redress the balance.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
AIDS????
Quit waisting the internet
dinks

That's all I can do for now.

<darthvader>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</darthvader>

I feel a great sadness for the loss of such epic stupidity.
It was likely one of the inbred, no-brain, sub-retard posters who were responsible for the hack.

Gone! They're all gone!

AIDS?!??

Stupid, retarded children.

And god damn, this is nearly two years old.

Some children don't live that long.

Congratulations Ali. The original article is more of a retard magnet than the World Of Warcraft forums.

You have to be proud of that.

Fucking hell.
This is a load of bullshit.
This site is so fucking lame.
Steve-O gets injected with AIDS?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
This site should go inject itself with AIDS.
I can't believe some people actually think this is going to be in Jackass 3.

FUKKIN GAYCOCKASS PIGFUCKER!!!!!

SLIPKNOT OWNZZZZZZ

Thankyou for popping this. Bring on the Mongoloids!

Wow. This is truly an epic thread. I am staggered by the stupidity of this world...or maybe just the many, many geeks who sit in their parents basement and hurl abuse over the internet when they're not levelling up on World of Warcraft. And the #1 link of Jackass 3-related material on Google...that's some acheivement.

Best laugh I've had in a long time.
"no one would just eat their fucking balls, one it would put a permanent mental scar and give them post traumatic stress whenever they see the word "nuts" ever again." (decapped, cos my eyes hurt).

Yes, that's exactly why...
I friggin love this site and the freakazoids it often attracts.

DRAGONFORCE SUX COKK!!!!!!!!!!

" Dave England has his ribs surgically removed, allowing him to bend over and eat his own cock and balls."

DAVE ENGLAND ONLY HAS ONE TESTICLE, SO THE JOKE IS ON YOU!

HA!

You petty queers. Haha!

I'd rather imagine that than boy-scout abuse or Paul Ruben ball-tickleing.

*Coughgaycough*

Imagine my hand gliding over my head as I say "whoosh" ...

I agree with Bam_Margera_Luva, this movie will certainly be hilarious. Yet I must also agree with thissiteisgay (another pissed off and strangely offended user, who, like me, signed up just to verbally bash you petty queers), this is nothing but a steaming load of horse shit. The humor of jackass is unparalleled and will always be unparalleled, therefore, it can be easily be told apart from this shit-stain article by any true fan. The angry little boy-scout that wrote this waste-of-life-article obviously got cornholed so hard that his step-dad's throbbing dick scrambled his brains, because he will never have the sheer wit (or the balls) to create anything as magically humorous as jackass. So he's restrained to his pathetic and spiteful internet joke that couldn't make Paul Ruben laugh if you tickled his balls. To the creators of this website- have fun being butt-goblins. I hope you all commit suicide very soon.

"Lowering IQs around the world"? Mine was high and mighty until I had to lower myself to read even a sentence of this bleak, idiotic joke.

If English turns out to be it's first language, I will eat my own hands.

That's the most confusing insult that's ever been thrown my way, I'll give him that.

"You couldn't slag someone who was gay with no arms, no legs and no face..." Why would I want to slag off YOUR MOM OOOOOOH YOU GOT JACKED BITCH LOL

Yo Twin C! Stikk it 2 da man!

oh and by the way you couldnt slag someone if they were gay, had no arms or legs and no face.....get a life seriously.... fresh air wont poison you... i promise... if it does then i will have a celebration in your memory..... girls also wont poison you, well they should poison YOU but normal people would be ok i should think!!!!!

omg!!!!!!!! ali you are more full of shit than a toilet!!!!!for fuck sake man what a load of horse shit!!!!!! if you want a real sneak preview then go find them filming or alternitively i found a video on youtube called:Chris Pontius and johnny knoxville interview in irish bar! i dont know weather thhis is legit r not bu its definitly worth checkin out

Wow, I thought the web was done with this article.
And then all of a sudden: "Surprise, cockfags!"

L0LZ0R

AND NO MATTA HOW MANY FUCKIN DRUGS STEVE-O TAKES HE WOULD NEVER INJECT HIMSELF WIT FUCKING AID INFESTED CRACK NEDLES U BUNCH OF MUTHA FUCKIN ASS HOLES. FUCK YOU!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING UP ALL OF THIS BULL SHIT???????THE BULL SHIT YOU PUT UP ABOUT JACKASS 3 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A SINGLE BRAIN CELL WOULD KNOW THAT DAVE ENGLAND WOULD NEVER GET HIS RIBS REMOVED TO EAT HIS FUCKING COCK OFF. AND ALSO THAT PIC OF KNOXVILLE IS OBVIOUSLY THE SAME AS THE ONE IN NUMBER 2 WHERE HE GETS RAMED BY THAT MFIN BULL. HE HAS A CIGGEETTE IN HIS MOUTH AND EVERYTHING. HE EVEN HAS THE SAME FUCKING SHIRT ON.SO FUCK THIS SITE AND THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BAGS WHO MADE THE BULL SHIT FUCKIN WEB SITE.

Yup, priceless indeed. Hahahaha. Nice take.

Keep on making article like this. This site rules.

"The muslims would rip his face off"

Haha, I totally missed that. That's priceless.

Man, Ali, kudos to you man, for creating such a funny article, and igniting such a retarded debate like this.
I am totally speechless about how many imbeciles are actually out there in the internet, and how plenty spare times they actually have to whine about a joke article, instead of thinking about a cure for cancer or solving famine in Africa [sic].

Oh, btw, to Jamie Dunn :
"Bam travels to Mecca, blah blah blah blah blah.....
The muslims would rip his face off".

I'm a red-blooded Muslim, and trust me, I will. I will.

Get a life, Jackass fanatic morons. You guys are just like the Spanish Inquisitors of the net. I watch Jackass 1 & 2. Myriads of times. Yet my brain is still able to function normally.

DRAGONFORCE FUKKING SUX ASS!!!!!!!!

I AM SO A GANGSTA! I SHOT YOUR MOM LAST NITE IN THE BUTT LOL

u guys are fuckin stupid i meen jesus christ its a fake movie review also cripkillin101 and saitinisgod u guys are pussy ass faggy wiggers ur probably the whitest fuckers ever u wish u were a fuckin gangster u are a fuckin pussy u fuckin dumbshit ...... people like u piss me off ur not a fucking gangster get over urself

well, this movie is going to be just as great if not funnier than the
rest of them. I just want you to know that I love all the jaskass movies and wildboyz episodes Iwant to see more in the future.
I just want you guys to know that I will continue to watch as long as
you guys keep on filming but pray that you guys dont get hurt real
bad. Good luck guys.

OMG this movie is going to be so funny i cant wait then it comes out

thissiteisgay, you clearly have way too much time on ure hands u fuckin gay wad!!!

Fuck you Ali, you lying shitbag cunt!!1!1

"Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in!"

- The boys travel to Rwanda, where Preston Lacy and Wee Man engage in a hot dog eating contest just a stone's throw away from the line to a food tent, serving emaciated villagers rice and maize. Preston emerges victorious but throws up on a nearby African child. This sends Johnny Knoxville into a fit of hysterics before he flies off in his solid gold helicopter.

Of course he threw up on an African Child.

This person who wrote the article.
Is such a lying shitbag cunt.

- Ryan Dunn sneaks up on an unsuspecting Preston, pulls down his pants and anally rapes him with Wee Man's head. The guys burst into laugher when the little man emerges, bloody and brown, but minus the sailor's hat he was wearing when he went in.

Weeman's head wouldn't fit in his asshole.

- Dave England has his ribs surgically removed, allowing him to bend over and eat his own cock and balls. The rest of the team then force him to attempt sex with a Brazilian prostitute at gunpoint, laughing and pointing as England desperately struggles to penetrate the hooker with a gaping, bloody cavity where his genitalia should be.

Cause its everyday you hold a gun to a hooker's head?

- Bam travels to Mecca where he performs a tailgrab off of the holy Ka'aba monument, revealing a cartoon image of the Prophet Mohammed smoking grass on the underside of his board to the horrified praying Muslims below.

The muslims would rip his face off.

- The gang gather round a table and play Russian roulette with Aids-infected crack needles. Steve-O unfortunately contracts the killer disease, but in a hilarious twist, Bam Margera steals his treatment fund and uses it to buy a gigantic penis statue with ‘Steve-O is a fag' written on it, and erects it in his parents' front yard.

Excuse me? What treatment is there?

Lmao.
Right, some of those stunts could be possibly in the film.
Like the Dunn one, and the Bam one.
The other ones are ridiculously fake.
Thats why its funny. K?

i love the jackass crew

WOW i really cant believe that anyone found this funny, i know its a joke and its not funny, not because it was gross(though it was) but that the humor seemed like someone taught a six year old a bunch of big words and he tried to come up with something funny. Most of the stuff seemed to be ripped from family guy and a particular rumor, but twisted around which made it stupid and in a very bad humor. The only thing ive found funny out of this whole thing, were the comments.(im not mad at the writer or anything, i just felt like writing this because it was a pitiful attempt to be funny.)

me again.I forgot to say something to Ali:even if I took it to the third degree and laughed,i found it insulting for some great guys doing amazing stunts.and never joke with the loose of parents.bye

Hi guys.Thank you so much!I couldn't stop laughing when I read this article!that was to gross to be true but so funny!and a huge thanks for the jackass boys who saved my life twice when I was so depressed I was about to do something naughty...they made me realise who life could be funny and worth living.french kiss

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Ali, I can tell that you have never met, talked or had anything to do with Steve-O so you don't have to go on about "I talked to Steve-O, This site is real"

This site may have been made as a joke, but if it wasn't it's really funny due to it's stupidity!

I'm still not convinced that these knucklewalkers are genuine. They can't be.
On a side note, Jackass 2.5 is most excelent way to spend an hour.

The hits just keep on comin'.

"QUIT WAISTING THE INTERNET!"
My new favourite quote.

WOW! who ever believs this needs 2 kill themselves right away! Although they are filming Jackass 3, the guy tht wrote this is a dumbass. QUIT WAISTING THE INTERNET!

r they any juggolas up on this biatch?

It's definitely not fake because steve-o told me himself! So screw you guys! U suck o wait teacher is coming i gotta g

this is definatly fake because steve-o said they dont start filming until january.

hahaha if ya believe this ya believe any thing !!

i love t his movie

holly shit are u serious????does anyone know where i can see a trailer of jackass 3?

I heard Dave England is going to fly a plane straight at the ground, then jump out at the last second and roll to safety! It's gonna be awesome!

Whick threat??

Please don't ever let this thread stop

Pontius said u guys ROCK! Keep it up yo u da bomb urrr i just shat on a dog LOLZ1P0PPAZ!!!!!!!?

Correctiom the stun i THOUGHT!!!!!!

Can the jackassguys see the stunt u thought???

Why would I do that? This comments thread is funnier than anything I ever wrote. And hey, if I encourage one of these jerkwads to kill themselves, then it's not like we've lost a cure for Cancer.

Lock these comments before every single spacktard on the internet manages to post here.

And then smear it on theyre buttholes LOL

Oh man that stant would be jacktastic. then they could be made to eat the brick dust thats left until they sickup the brickdust then they can drink the sicked up brick dust.

Hey,jackass guys if you are reading this im :) becase i thought a new stant for u.one of you will hang up on that thing that crushes old houses with the chain and the big metal ball and he will be on it while the machine will be crushing the house...isn'tha COOL???

You are the BEST Mates don't STOP plz make a jackass 3 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

but the whole thing is me and my friends will star off small and go to the big stuff

dude if this stuff is true im going to go crazy the second one was awsome, but the 3rd shood be amazingly hilarious.

i love jackass hope to see number 3 soon bam rules

OHH AND I GOT DETENTION FOR HAVING A JACKASS PICTURE ON MY BOOK AND FOR SAYING JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS ABOUT TO DO THE ROCKET JUMP "HES AMAZING" AND MY BROS FRIEND GOT SUSPENED FOR DOING PARTY BOY TO THE TEACHER!!!

HAYY I LOVE YOU JACKASS DUDES!!! I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES!!!! I LOVE ERHIN AND PARTY BOY!!! I LOVE ALL OF THE JACKASS GUYS!!!! IM YOUR NO. 1 FANN!!!!! I WILL NEVA GET SICK OF JACKASS!! KEEP MAKING MOVIES!!! BAM SAID THERE IS GONNA BE A NEW JACKASS MOVIE!!! HE SAID IT WILL BE COMING OUT AT CHRISTMAS!!!!! ANYWAYZ IF YOU GUYS HAVE MSN REPLY BACK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! LOVE ME =]

The internet is the ocean, Google is the net, these retards are fish and this article is the bait.

That might be the most profound thing I ever wrote.

How in Jesus's fuck buddy do you manage to attract so many open-mouthed dribble people?

Dude me and my friends will make it again when their done making it

oh yeah and Jackass rules bitch!

Dude b serious!!!!! just like someone else said,u know that Steve-o wouldnt inject aids in himself!! i mean come on!!! u do have one thing right though,there will b a jackass 3, i know that for sure and i agree with "thisiteisgay" because it is.. u dont have anything better to do with ur life but to sit at a computer and talk Shit about someone,,,, Grow a backbone and fuck off!!!!

I think it's nice to see the upper-classes wanting to post on here.

It's annoying, because these comments are far funnier than anything I've ever written. *fumes*

I get the #1 result on Google for the search 'Jackass 3'. It's making me think maybe I should do more of these...

Oh, and STEVEO RULES YOU FAGS YOUR ALL GAYSZORZ OMG ROFLHARRIS

I love the way a fictional article on "Jackass" attracts this level of retard. It's inspired. Speaks volumes for the series and movies. ;D

(Disclaimer: I love Jackass)

Ahem. If I may...

Cripkillin101 and saintinisgod, your all totally gays you fuck each other and jack off onto youre mommas fases you fags, LOLLLLLLLL OMG yeh i went there!!1

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. YOUR MOM!1LOLZ|

FUCK THAT F=SJKJMF

I think you're in there, Goaty.

FUCK U GOATBOY!!!!!!!U DIS ON MY HOMIE CRIPKILLIN101 U DO THAT AND U GONNA GET SHOT U COCKSUCKER!!!!! FUCK U GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!OR GET SHOT HO!!!!!!! FUUCCKKK!!!!!!!!! I NEED SOME WEED

I think the insult " I GONNA MAKE U EAT UR FUCKIN COCK AND BALLS!!!" is the most inspired lunacy I've seen on the internet.
I picture Jason Mewes pounding the keys at Mooby's as he wrote that

And anyone who points out that i spelt inaccurate wrong is going to get bitch-slapped.

I'd like to address what i think is an innaccurate statement below

"FUCK MONKEY MAN U AINT SHIT WANNA FIGHT BITCH"

Man U are shit.

Bam! Thank God Reality came in this thread and shed some light on the situation. Man, I looked like an idiot until now!1 LOLZZ00R)

Yeah, for fuck's sake Ali, do your research, you amateur. Or you'll get a whole host more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!

Jackass 3 doesn't START PRODUCTION UNTIL JANUARY 2008. END OF STORY...Do your research before posting!!!!!!

FUCK U ALI U THINK U SHIT BOY!!!????

FUCK MONKEY MAN U AINT SHIT WANNA FIGHT BITCH

FUCK ALL U BUTT FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKERS WHO THINK JACKASS IS FAKE THOSE JACKASS BOYS ARE MY HOME BOYS ANDIF U KEEP TALKIN SHIT I GONNA MAKE U EAT UR FUCKIN COCK AND BALLS!!!DNT TALK SHIT U PUSSY ASS MUTHER FUCKERS. IM SUGE KNITE BITCHES SO I WILL FIND A WAY 2 FIND U!!! SO APOLIGIZE RITE NOW U FUCKIN FUCKERS!!!

This movie is going to pimp the fuck out of your white middle class suburban lives! It'll be the talk of the juice bars!

this fuckin movie is gonna be pimped tha fuck out it gonna gross mutha fuckers out and make em laugh take it from an OG gangsta!!!!!!!

Hey ryu110, youre smoking a fag!!! LOLZ

I'm praying that these responses are from joke accounts. Either that or we truly are in The End Times and I can hear the trumpets.

He is too behind the lions!!!

omg that film is so fake even the pictures fake u know how they done it they got a picture with jhonny knocxville at the bull ring coz hes wearing the same t shirt and smoking a fag he isnt really behind the lions

omg! i love jackass!!!

wee-man is frikken awesome.
ya kno, they should take condom packets and randomly throw them at people....that would be awesome!!

i hope thats a fake plot

is this really whats gonna happen in jackass 3? cause if it is then i wouldn't watch the gross shit

hahahaaa....yes yes swearing is funny.......whats that?? i think your mother is calling, go to bed little child

you can read cant you mother fucker so read my fucking name it says it all FUCK THISSITEISGAY as far as im fucking concerned (Edited for spectacular profanity) Thank you for reading

Oh dear, oh dear.

"With the low-brow antics of Jackass: Number Two lowering IQs around the world"

This statement really holds true it would seem.

dis movie is still gonna be pretty fuckin funny. yeah partyboy, u kickass.

fucking christ, why da fuck would stevo inject him self wit aids. da only people in this movie who arent fucking insane r Pontius, Lacey,and Mcghecey. did i miss any1? and thissiteisgay is rite. they r insane

I asked Jackass and they said they were already coming to Bloomington. Steve-O says hi.

oh yeah i almost forgot if u go on tour come to bloomington/normal, Illinois

Haha, why didn't I read this sooner.

I'm literally weeping at the replies.

hey jackass guys i am sure youre 3rd movie is going to be awsome. i think u should go on tour. steve-o u rock i am trying to look just like u.

This is bullshit because as soon as i looked at the pic i saw that it was johnny knoxville in the bull part in jackass number 2 so to the people who actually belived this you should be thrown into a river in a sac. you guys who belive this are stupid idiots

Hey 'thissiteisgay', if you don't like it, wat the fuck u doin here?

I thought they crossed the line in 'number2' but third times the charm! A funny stunt would be someone tricking Steve-o into fuckin a tranny! LMAO :)

piece of muthafuxing cock! i just had an idea, what if we all took our bottom ribs out then we all could eat our selfs out in a big group like a sowing circle but dirtier!!!!!!!!!! 369 69 31 13 these are my lucky numbers

i would also like to point out that jackass 3 is not a fake, you could pay some one to eat there own cock and to user name: thissiteisgay i am not a fag u are and i wound play with a heroin needle infected with aids for the amount of money they get payed and you would Too! 69 i just put that there because i thought it
would be fun:)

holly crap this is going to be f**king hilarious and now that i watched the first and second one with my 85 year old grandparents and 55 year old parents i will probably be watching this one in my bedroom with lots of banana peels and tissues by my side!

who ever made this is a dumb ass that was by far the fakest thing in the world no one would eat there own privits i dont care how much u paid them.

i love jack ass it is the fucking but shit eva and bam and jonny are so hot

Nothing would make me happier than a twatty little teen reading this article, getting psyched about Jackass 3 and then jumping off a building.

No, you\'re a cock.

fuck you im superma n fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Hahahahahahahacunt.

The sad thing is I know you\'re not joking.

I just shit myself! I should be on Jackass!

It\'s true! Jackass is for retards!

jimmy johnson is the shit!!! fuck jackass they dont do shit like me i jump off 10 storie bulidings!!!!

troy is a fagit

john needs to wake up

fuck zach

this shit is funny when is it coming out???

Oh bollocks. \"Made\". Not fucking \"mad\".

God damn cripple hands.

Reading these comments has mad my entire year.

Yeah, this site is gay!
And the words on the site are gayass! And the baby blue colour is even more gay.
And I shall state it in capital letters, to add truth and proof to the issue:
GAY!

When\'s it coming out?

I think the comments thread just got funnier than the actual article.

I think I\'ve lost all faith in humanity...

Lets go over this one more time, shall we? The article is a joke, written with tongue firmly in cheek. We all know that these are not real stunts. The fact that certain people have taken it completely seriously, and assumed that this is an actual preview confirms their stupidity.

jackass number 3 preview, pretty much the funniest thing on the site, u guys slating this are probably the most stupid people on the site, its a joke and a pretty fucking funny one at that, knoxville lion threesome brilliant!! stop sicking eachother off and read the article properly its funny really it is!!

I have to fuckin agree with \'thissiteisgay\', has a made a fucking huge point about how lame you fukcing site whizzing boner bending nerds can be! i\'ll admit i\'m FUCKING nerd on jackas but not like this! FUCKERS

How fucking fake. the only reliable source that there is a possible \'jackass 3\', is that knoxville wishes to do a jackass 3 and he shot some stuff in November 2006! no fucking member of that almost destroyed franchise thatnks to you, has said if their doing a jackass 3!

Your the kinda people who would use a quote from say, dave england - \'in jackass 3 will he rip his balls off!\' and you way over re-act and fucking get a stiffy over nuffin! bastards

This isn\'t real! why does \'bamagera lover\' think that its real, its not!

hehe, the angry guy certainly is a twat! The article is a joke! You know....ha ha...makes people laugh?! Its just a silly funny thing to read! Whats funnier though is that someone could get so worked up by it! I can almost see the image of thissiteisgay\'s veins popping out his neck while he types! Grow up and stop taking things so seriously!

Why do I picture you wearing a helmet and mouthguard?

This angry guy is awesome.
Is he somebody else posting? If not, he must review all films from now on

Dude.. The whole article was a joke. We all know that those aren\'t real stunts. That\'s why it was funny. You completely missed the point, which is why I called you retarded.

seriously ali, come the fuck on

lmao, Ali was the only one smart enough to not say anything negative about my rant, seeing as how the only people stupid enough to argue with someone who will undoubtably reply in paragraph form, are people like yourself Sound Chaser. It was not admirable in any way, shape or form, it was disgraceful to claim that legends like Knoxville and Margera would\'ve ever participated in stupid fucking shit like that. The shit they came up with was way out of line, do I really need to comment on how fucking stupid it was to say that Dave England got his ribs surgicaly removed so he could \"eat his own cock and balls\" and then try to have sex with a hooker with a \"bloody hole where his junk should\'ve been\" holy fucking shit, reading that back to myself I honestly have a newfound disrespect for the person who wrote that article, YOU ARE A DILAPITATED PIECE OF PACK-ATTACK SHIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, THAT IS FUMING IN THE SUMMER HEAT AND ATTRACTING WILDLIFE. TO CLAIM THAT SOMEONE WOULD JUST WILLINGLY TAKE OUT THEIR RIBS, THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKING THING PROTECTING THEIR HEART, TO EAT.......EAT FOR CHRIST\'S SAKE, THEIR OWN FUCKING COCK AND BALLS, ASEUILDRH AFILSEUDILGH BEUITRH PQW94IOTJP589TU69-58TUWPASEFVNW4;KU6W4059T7GYAE9P RGQP49 FUCK THAT MAKES ME SO GOD DAMN ANGRY THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT, THAT\'S SO FUCKING STUPID, NO ONE WOULD JUST EAT THEIR FUCKING BALLS, ONE IT WOULD PUT A PERMANENT MENTAL SCAR AND GIVE THEM POST TRAUMATIC STRESS WHENEVER THEY SEE THE WORD \"NUTS\" EVER AGAIN. AND 2, YOU DON\'T JUST EAT YOUR FUCKING DICK, THAT\'S RIPPING YOURSELF APART, IT\'S NOT THAT EASY OF A THING TO DO WITHOUT DYING OF BLOODLOSS OR PASSING OUT BECAUSE YOU\'RE DISMEMBERING YOURSELF, HERE...I\'VE GOT AN IDEA, WHY DON\'T YOU GO GET A PAIR OF SAFTEY SCISSORS, SEEING AS HOW YOU\'RE A FUCKING RETARD AND WE WOULDN\'T WANT YOU TO CUT ANYONE WITH THEM, ANY SAW YOU\'RE FUCKING TOOTSIE ROLL COCK OFF, AND SWALLOW IT, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SNOT END PRICK

Put whoever wrote that long rant in the \'Movie Retards\' article. I don\'t care if they were never in a movie, either, as it was an admirable display of retardedness.

You had me at \'twinks\'...

wow, you are all fags
this is the most easily identifiable load of horse shit I have ever seen.
You tried WAY too hard to come up with \"stunts\" for the gang to supposedly have done. Honestly, BEING INJECTED WITH AIDS, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO HUMAN BEING WOULD WILLINGLY INJECT HIMSELF WITH A DESEASE THAT WITH NO CURE THAT WILL UNDOUBTABLY TAKE HIS LIFE. The knoxville lion one, that picture is clearly taken from jackass number two where knoxville gets gored by a bull, you fucking retards forgot the fact that he had a cigarette in his mouth, it was raining, he had a FUCKING BLINDFOLD ON and that\'s the exact shirt he wore in that scene. The penetrating whoever with weeman\'s head, wtf how old are you, you stupid fucking cunt flap, that\'s not possible, I could go on for hours about how fucking fake that \"SNEAK PREVIEW\" is, but it would be a waste of time out of my life that I\'d never get back.
You are so fucking gay and I actually hate you now, for that incredibly obvious farce on a new jackass movie, even though there is one in production. You are all fucking cock mongers and you are so ill-witted that you actually thought you could make people believe that there was going to be a new jackass movie, featuring stupid fucking shit like that. Wow, you should just kill yourself right the fuck now. fuck you, and all you stand for you cock sucking, ass felching, piss drinking, twinks

Not unless one of them dies, which I imagine will happen fairly soon.

Are they ever gonna run out of stunts to do?

omg thsi movie is gonna be fucking hilarious!