Angelina Jolie's Salt trailer

I bet it was that bloody one-armed man that set her up.

Edited at 09:15 on 08/11/09

Fascinating discussion there, but let me speak a word about the trailer. In the first part we see a character called Vassily Orlov, who, strangely enough, is played by one of the most prominent (because oldest) Polish actors - Daniel Olbrychski, which might be interesting for 2 reasons:
1) This actor got special attention (only in Poland, ofc) a few years ago when he came to an art gallery with a fucking SWORD and destroyed his own photo that was exhibited there and had been taken when he had starred in a film in which he had played a Nazi officer. The whole exhibition was something like "actors playing Nazi soldiers". The guy can be dangerous.
2) What the hell was he doing in the USA and why he was deprived of his nice voice? I'm pretty sure he can sound like Russian with his Pinglish. Voice racists!

Anyways, I'm pretty sure he gonna die after 3 mins of the film.

Oh, Ali, Ali. Dear boy. You must have loved Wanted.

"Ironically you used the word the mostest and I didn't at all."

D'oh the irony. Ali used it and he's a terrible person, so there's your proof. I don't like any of the words for "them" but that's just personal taste. Maybe because where I come from it's normally preceded by "get your", swiftly followed by "out for the lads".

I do, however, have no problems with dick, penis, penus, cock, fuckstick, etc. Weird. Am I gay? No. Ali is. *runs*

Hmm...I DID fuck his mother...but, no, I'm pretty sure he was referring to boobies.

This whole thread reminds me of the quote from Bladerunner: "Mammaries...you're talking about mammaries!"

Sounds like they were deaf and calling you a 'mother fucker'.

I had a kiwi friend who insisted on calling them "nunga nungas". Guessing that's an antipodean thing?

YES!

Maybe I should have said 'norks'.

It's not hugely offensive, but it does make the user sound like a moronic Sun reader (no direct offence meant there).
It's pejorative and it shows a lack of respect for the human being with the mammaries in question, if you ask me. And you did.
Boobs, somehow, is more acceptable.
Funbags is way out. Dirtypillows even more so.


Also, Ali - "Bourne with boobs", or "Bourne with breasts" nicely alliterative writing...

Oh and the movie looks average. Like a MI/Bourne/Long Kiss Goodnight mashup. But at least she looks around her age!!

Edited at 10:17 on 06/11/09

Ironically you used the word the mostest and I didn't at all. Can the women on the site (over 16) offer their opinion on the usage of "tits"?
Is it offensive to them/you? I'd rather discuss the social implications of the usage of tits vs boobs than give Jolie anymore oxygen of talk

I don't get it either, but we're here to talk film, not tits. Ok, maybe some tits but only a little. I hate the word "tits".

I think we've had this conversation before. Here's your appeal.
http://www.calshop.biz/it/bellezze_vip/images/celebrities/
angelinajolie/112.jpg

Looks like Bourne with tits, and that's fine with me.

Edited at 22:01 on 05/11/09

I've said it before, I just dont understand her appeal.
Especially with blonde hair, she looks like a Real Doll and the close-up of her Kidman-esqe lobster claw hands was just not nice.

The trailer looks like an outtake from Mr & Mrs Smith.