Another reason I heart Nic Cage

Real-life insanity isn't amusing or cool at all. Somebody on my round has accused me at various points of burglary/placing listening devices/delivering on a Sunday/raping her husband.
Today watched her fighting, literally fighting, 3 policemen as they dragged her off a bus where she had pissed herself.
On purpose.

I'd like it if Nicolas Cage lived on my walk rather than a short, insane angry old crone who sounds like Tom Waits and stinks of piss and mental.

Perhaps you were subconciously worried that he would disappoint and just be completely normal in real life? I hypothesise a theory: you don't want to interview Nic Cage, you want to interview The Wicker Man's Edward Malus.

And yes, the new Bad Lieutenant was enjoyably insane.

Maybe because you were afraid your head gonna explode just by approaching His Awesomeness?

Funnily enough I turned down the opportunity to be flown to New York to interview Nicolas Cage last year. It was for his movie about spy guinea pigs.

Still can't quite remember why I didn't take it.

Well god-dammit Ali - Go get an interview with the guy yourself! I'm sure you have plenty you'd like to expand on that Empire negelected to. And have you seen the sweet goodness that is Bad Lieutenant yet!!!!

That was very odd but funny. 04:18 was my fav.

Let me quote Dr.Tran (by the way, a good reason to advertise good shite: , it will make your head go Cage, and it features 3 seconds of... 3D):
"Look at that fat cock!"


Edited at 00:59 on 28/01/10

What a cock.