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Review: Bride Wars

Bride Wars
Despite what Grazia, Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazines say, despite the reviews of Alan 'Four Stars!' Frank, despite what half of women-kind seem to think - wedding comedies are just not very good. Why? Because the target audience of misty-eyed girls who go damp at the sight of diamonds and tiaras are too busy cooing over the f...

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10 comments.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 15:39 on 15/01/09
You keep telling yourself that and maybe your balls will grow back.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 12:41 on 15/01/09
Because you spelt it wrong, tard. There will be no revisionist behaviour here. There's a big difference between shamelessly naff entertainment like Mamma Mia and cynically designed shit like this.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 11:50 on 15/01/09
You were just desperate to see that review, weren't you?
Pandaemonium
Posted by Pandaemonium at 07:31 on 15/01/09
Doh! It's not. I thought you had taken it down. Turns out I'm blind.
Pandaemonium
Posted by Pandaemonium at 07:30 on 15/01/09
Why is the Mama Mia review missing from the site Ali? Embarrassed in hindsight?
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 13:02 on 14/01/09
I couldn't even read the review to the end without wanting to punch myself in the face for spending valuable seconds on chic-flick horseshit.
This sort of film is for people who buy Heat magazine and actually give a fuck about footballer's wives
Kirsty
Posted by Kirsty at 01:07 on 14/01/09
Mwahaha, women will then take over the ruined remains of the site and fill it chocoiciously full of "I heart Zac Efron" and lolcats.

"OMFG! Bride Wars iz soooooooo fnny! I wuld TOTTALLLY do that! LOL!11!
XOXO"

Ahem.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 23:24 on 13/01/09
Wait, if we both quit the site will drift off into the digital ether and be in serious danger of coming up in a Google search for this piece of trash!
Ali
Posted by Ali at 23:14 on 13/01/09
Me too.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 23:12 on 13/01/09
That's it - I quit!
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