Cinemassholes #4: The Old Lady In Titanic

What a deluge of shit Titanic is. Nobody, not even girls that believe in kittens, wants to see the love plot. They want to see a big boat sink, Irish people snapping their cheap bones, and an endless stream of toff passengers falling face-first into the propellors.

Even Kate Winslet naked is rendered pointless by having Leo di Caprio\'s round catface come into the shot every now and then.

As she threw it she made this stupid screamy whine, like what some squeaky woman would say when dropping her bag

\"Ohh oops!\"

Maybe she didn\'t intend to drop it, maybe she had parkinsons.