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Cinemassholes #6: Sean Bateman

Cinemassholes #6: Sean Bateman
Some families just ain't right. A week in the life of the Vorhees family would make for interesting reality TV, and you can guarantee the back yard of the Soprano's family home would certainly hold a few surprises. Add the Bateman family to that list. You have to feel for the parents in this case; not only must they turn a bl...

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4 comments.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 17:27 on 20/08/05
I like this film, saw it again last night. His head is very un-natural, though. It\'s like someone squashed it and it burst out the top, then it set with some hair on the top and a wanker underneath. Superb film, odd head.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 16:10 on 12/08/05
You just look at that forehead in the freeze-frame after his introduction - it seriously looks twice the size of an average pate, like it\'s been doctored or something.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 16:02 on 12/08/05
Rules of Attraction gets a lot of shit, but I actually liked it. Though I thought the original theatrical poster (the one with all the stuffed animals having sex in various positions) was the easily best thing about it.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 14:32 on 12/08/05
Van Der Beeks freakishly large forehead is almost hypnotic.It\'s more distracting than Owen Wilsons snout.
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