Earlier today I went to a 'breakfast' screening (1pm is still breakfast, right?) of Con Air at the Prince Charles Cinema in London's Leicester Square. It's still awesome, but in ways I never even knew before.
Garland Greene: "Define 'irony': bunch of idiots dancing in an airplane, to a song made famous by a band that died... in a plane crash."
Swamp Thing: "Nobody on this airplane gives a flying fuck!"
The Virus: [as a man desperately runs off into the desert] "I hope he likes sand".
Poe: [watching a car getting dragged behind the plane]: "On any other day, that might have seemed strange."
Bottom line: sugar up your overdose of testosterone with some great one-liners, cast actors that know how to deliver them, and all will be fine.
Truely this brings back memories of a time when these things called 'tripods' were used to prevent a movie from looking like a 5-year old shot it, and shots had a median lengh of more than a second (yes, A-Team, that's you I'm talking to).
Anyway, I went full circle with this film - I first saw it when I was 13-14 and, of course, thought it was awesome. Then after a few viewings and as I got older I realised how ridiculous it was and, for some reason, that stopped me enjoying it. Now I marvel at how ridiculous it is and enjoy it even more than I did as a teenager.
ConAir is a truly great action film, and its strange to me that it is 15 years old and all of the people in it were famous then and are still going strong now. Who's come up in the last 15 years as an action hero that would be in this kind of explody movie? Statham? Fuck off.
I'm quite fond of The Prince Charles Cinema and was there for the Lost marathon last year. Not such a fan of the weird uphill screen in the basement and the staff who literally said "You're weirdos, we'll see you in 4 days" and then literally disappeared never to be seen again.
Shit, I was totally thinking of going to this for my second Prince Charles visit of the weekend. Then I didn't wake up till midday.
Agree 100%, especially about the supporting cast. One of those films where you always forget who else is in it other than the main few actors, then every time you see it you're like: "Oh he's in it! Awesome! Oh, AND him! YES!" (See also: The Rock.)
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