Dammit War Horse, I will NOT let you make me cry

I will cry.

I will cry.

In my mother language, there's a slang equivalent to 'masturbation' and its direct translation into English goes: slamming the horse.

Thought you might want to know...

Ahahaha
"Be Brave! Be Brave!" as Horse runs and horse jumps.
I liked the Hovis kid looking at a sketchbook with pics he drew of his WARHORSE.
This is absolutel bollocks. Massive pony bollocks.
And it looks like Blackadder Goes Forth with a horse instead of Baldrick.
Even the man shouting "Be brave!" to a fucking galloping horse looks & sounds like Grl Melchett.

How is Speilberg going to get absent fathers, nazis & shining godlights into a film about a pony?
Warhorse?
Fuckoff Horse.

I hate horses.

Oh you utter fuck ;./

If I wanted to watch a heartbreaking film about a horse, I would watch neverending story.

Can we please run another 'Almost-cast' feature revealing how the title role of this film nearly went to Sarah Jessica Parker?

Original working title was The Cut Horse Killings.

Horsey & Me.

I shall refer to it as MASSIVELY EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE HORSE and feel very pleased at how clever and biting my satire is.

It is admittedly less catchy.

From now one, I shall refer to it as WHORSE for brevity.

When you think about it, the title is actually quite funny. Just for a moment disassociate it from the common phrase, eg in which Terry Butcher or Tony Adams would always be called a "war horse", and think about it just as a film title.

Now think of DEEP-VOICE TRAILER GUY saying it, with each word accompanied by an explodey CRASH as the word SMASHES onto the screen or is perhaps branded onto a horse's arse.

WAR.

HORSE.

I made myself LOL.

You're welcome.