First set pics from Predators

Predator - 80s classic, and one of the few Arnold films that non-fans can enjoy.

Predator 2 - meh, though Gary Busey playing himself and going a bit mental is always a laugh

AVP - awful, just... awful

AVP 2 - ALMOST good, but the idea that a bunch of kids could survive aliens and Predators when "marines from the future" and Arnold struggled is a bit of a stretch.

Ah yes my bad, The Piano had the Bad Lieutenant being naked and drawing over the mute if I remember.

Polanski made good film and bad films. Anything else is for the Daily Mail to sort out.

The Pianist

Now that's a great film. Maybe bum-raping kids gives him his filmmaking powers?

No I wouldn't. I watched Predator and tried to watch Predator 2 but it was awful. Haven't seen any of the Alien vs Predator movies and couldn't give a damn about this one.
Especially having seen the "awesome" pics of blokes in homemade costumes standing around and The Piano looking confused

I can prepare some alternatives in MS Paint if you so wish?

EDIT: funny way to guarantee a 1-star review, mind

Edited at 15:56 on 21/01/10

Yes you would.

Hey Fox, rather than worry about a few pics from some retarded sci-fi film? How's about you do a spot of soul-searching in regards to your policy of censoring news channels in order to gain access to China.

Fuck your predator movie, wouldn't even download it and watch for free.

I can't believe Fox made you take the pics down. They obviously thought the Predator costumes looked shit too.

Haha, now I want to see the Predators wearing wool beards held on by string wearing their parents dressing gowns all shuffling nervously and one crying because he needs a wee.

You're all talking about piano boy... but I've got something else on my focus: Don't those costumes look a bit...strange to you? Perhaps, a little on the silly side, like on a highschool play or some shit like that?

Although I see what you mean about the Blackwater lot goaty. It might be amusing if they weren't armed. Jesus....

Well, I've never actually a merc in real life, programmes where they are being interviewed suggest they exist though.

I've never met a premier league footballer face to face either, but I'm pretty sure there's a few around.

Most of the Mercs I've seen I'm basing this assumption on look like normal everyday guys. In pretty good shape admittedly, but hardly Arnie, Weathers or Ventua (because that's my definition of elite super soldier)

Edited at 11:20 on 18/01/10

@Pandaemonium
I don't know how mercenaries look like. Have never seen one. In films, yes, but in real life? Nope. Maybe they don't exist? Like those women who can have 1 pair of shoes and be happy, or those men who don't watch porn. Just a thought. Wanted to share, may not happen soon again.

The Blackwater goons do, a group of meatheads couldn't look more like 80's action movie heavies if they tried.

Dunno, I quite like the look of Brody in the role. He's not an elite super-soldier looking guy but then real life "contractors" I.e mercenaries don't look like that either.

Hands up if you've got an awesome name.

Everyone who is not Mahershalalhashbaz Ali put your hands down.

Why does my brain retain that information?

Brody looks like the drunk New York cab driver in Crocodile Dundee, the one that takes Crocodile to the bar and then tries to drive home after a tranny tries it's luck.

Look at Rodriguez, with his sleeve tattoo and fancy cap. I hope those Predators eat him.

OMG, in the last photo, deep in the background, on the left, one guy is doing second guy a nasty blowjob... Oh, no, my bad. He's just picking up a piece of paper from the ground. That perspective.... or maybe too much porn... Or both. Erm, nevermind.

Edited at 22:20 on 17/01/10

*sigh*
I like Brody, but as an elite super-soldier guy? Even he looks bemused. He better be the science-type person. Topher Grace can fuck right off.

...he said before seeing any footage.