Soooo...the girl has to choose between a sparkly vegetarian vampire and a shirtless Mexican werewolf who pleads for her affections.
That's the entire film? And apparently the Voiture (French for car??? Are cars their vampire overlords???) don't give second chances.
2nd chances to what? Grow a pair and make a decent fucking vampire film?
Fucking teenage girls and fat gays have too much spending power.
Awesome clouds. I mean, they are like, you know, living, and stuff. Like acting. Like... kinda human being. They express more than all cast altogether. Awesome clouds. Nominations for Best Actor/Actress next year?
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