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Review: He's Just Not That Into You

He's Just Not That Into You
This shamefully sappy, overly-long romantic odyssey, based on a self-help book of the same name, promises to subvert rom-com cliché and burst wide open the so-called 'rules' of dating etiquette. The movie opens with the shocking revelation that boys who push you down in the playground really like you. The rest of the film, despi...

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10 comments.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:32 on 09/02/09
"Did a ventriloquist christen Gennifer Goodwin?"

Ahahaha, what a great mental image - water splashing on everyone.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 14:06 on 09/02/09
Even if my balls were on fire and this film had the only bucket of water in the world, I'd never go to see this
Kirsty
Posted by Kirsty at 13:21 on 09/02/09
I was going to go and see this, I've a massive soft spot for Justin Long ever since he played a young geek in the dramcom... sitma... tv show Ed years and years ago. In the end I didn't bother, and it looks like I saved myself a tenner.

Sidebar: Did a ventriloquist christen Gennifer Goodwin?
Nick
Posted by Nick at 01:33 on 09/02/09
Her arse is seven shades of magnificence as well. Jealousy is a terrible thing...
Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:11 on 08/02/09
"a big pair of lips and boobs"
"should learn about class"

You're really not helping your argument.
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 21:01 on 08/02/09
Michael Disco rules!
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 21:00 on 08/02/09
I liked it more than i thought i would! Although am beginning to hate going to the cinema when the place is full of morons- dont know why everyone thought Jennifer Connelly's distress was so funny?!

Scarlett Johansson shows in this films exactly why no girls like her- just a big pair of lips and boobs!

Jennifer Aniston was the same character she always is.

Gennifer Goodwin and Jennifer Connelly were the only really good things in it! Gennifer plays the silly awkward girl perfectly and is so likeable (unlike a certain Miss Johansson who should learn about class from the other ladies in the film!)
Luke
Posted by Luke at 16:45 on 08/02/09
Why no linky for Benny from the Block?
Ali
Posted by Ali at 16:27 on 08/02/09
LADDISH UPDATE

She does go skinny dipping, in her defence. And Bradley Cooper gets a handful in a sex scene.

Still. Michael Disco, eh?
Luke
Posted by Luke at 16:23 on 08/02/09
Justin "why come you don't have a tattoo?" Long? Love that guy!

Oh my precious Scarlett, please don't join the rom-com circuit.
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