Italian director Mario Monicelli dies badass death at 95

He looks like a kindly Jedi in the banner pic.
But one that has a hardcore death. Hurling yourself from a window rather than rot from terminal cancer?
I wouldn't have wanted to be an actor *that* dude lost his temper with.

Sources say he then became a zombie penis monster.

"jumped out of the window of his fifth floor room, falling to his death."

Honestly, will the ripping off of Let The Right One In ever end?