She's pretty and slim, hard to deny that. Seems shiny and plastic coz of make-up and stuff. Dunno why she gets any dialogue lines. Does she? What for? Gilrs of her style in films usually talk like "mmfph..mhmmfph". Guessing, of course.
Why we ponder so much? At school where I work, in almost every class of 30 students (half of which are girls), you could find at least 2-3 girls that are simply hotter than her in all, measurable in vision, respects. Not that I notice them at all nor even think about looking at them, they are 14 for fuck's sake. Besides, my wife is zillion times hotter and still not plastic-fantastic. And making phd, that's sexy. Beat that, MF.
But it doesn't matter, does it?
Well, as a chick, any derogatory remark I make concerning Megan Fox will be seen as pure, bitchy jealousy... but screw it. Can we just make it so she won't be in any movies ever again? And completely out of the public eye forever? Because I just like to see girls like her relegated to the trailer park, scrounging around WalMart dumpsters for food, and then going home to her 400 pound unemployed husband who makes her do other guys for money so they can feed their meth habit and their twelve scurvy children bring home things like squirrels and possums to eat, because dammit, that's good eatin' down in the trailer park... and, no I am not bitter...
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