New Clash Of The Titans trailer: God Of War fights Cloverfield

Posted by Ali at 22:36 on 13 Dec 2009

There's a new trailer for God-bothering action romp Clash Of The Titans, which is looking increasingly like a videogame button-masher crossed with a Gwar video. Dude, if I wasn't typing right now, I'd be throwing up BOTH HORNS! (*mosh*)

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Posted by Pandaemonium at 07:24 on 16/12/09

This does look like a video game, incredibly retarded and "EXTREME!"

For that reason I think it looks like it could be awesome fun. I can always do me some more overblown 300 style silliness.

Posted by Goatboy at 12:41 on 14/12/09

That trailer was all flavours of retarded.
Qui-Gon all glowing and soft-focus? How many leap-in-air attacks are we going to have to watch, I counted 3 in the trailer alone?
And The Kraken....ah The Kraken. It's been done better in the Pirates of The Carribean movies.

Besides, this entire film has already been told through the medium of song. Listen and worship:

Edited at 12:42 on 14/12/09

Posted by Luke at 22:52 on 13/12/09

There was a funny bit when Carlton was picked over Will to drive a white man's limo, and Will asks "is it a black thing?"

Zing!

Posted by Ali at 22:49 on 13/12/09

"They need to be reminded of the order of things. You're moving with your auntie and your uncle to LA."

Posted by Luke at 22:48 on 13/12/09

Hooray! Nobody gets the sack!

I've only watched this with the sound off - when that "DAMN" comes up I thought it was going to turn out to be a spoof. Shouldn't have watched all that Fresh Prince this morning...

Edited at 22:48 on 13/12/09