New Conan is Baywatch's finest

Posted by Ali at 23:47 on 23 Jan 2010

Finally, it's the casting announcement everyone's been waiting for. Oh wait, no it isn't - it's the announcement of an actor from Baywatch Hawaii in a remake no one asked for. But will it be successful? (*Baywatch drums*)

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Posted by Goatboy at 22:25 on 24/01/10

I'd like to say that the banner image that accompanies this story is fantastic.
Couldn't give but a fuck about a Conan movie or Baywatch. But that picture is making me laugh (complete with hearing Ahnolt's strangled cries of pleasure in *that* accent)

Posted by Ali at 22:08 on 24/01/10

I think everyone on the planet knows what Baywatch is. Half the kids trapped under the rubble in Haiti were waiting for David Hasselhoff to come and save them.

Posted by neophyte at 18:05 on 24/01/10

Finding a bit embarrassing the fact that we all know what Baywatch is.

Posted by Ori at 16:29 on 24/01/10

To be honest, he kind of kicked ass on Stargate: Atlantis. Also, he's hot (no homo).

Posted by Kirsty at 13:18 on 24/01/10

Some people stand in their loincloths, afraid to step into some pants...

An anagram of Marcus Nispel is Marcus Nipels.

Drunk? At 5am? With mmmyyyy reputation!?