New Predators trailer

That got way more laughs from me than it should have.

I was waiting for him to say "Who is your daddy and vot does he DO?"

Ha! That's brilliant.

(Just typing that above, it sounded like Arnie's voice in my head)

That's excellent.
He's got the Arnie laugh down.

"Yow! That scared me. Uahaaha"

Watch & listen, absolutely brilliant.



Edited at 17:25 on 29/03/10

"And they take them to another planet that just happens to look like...earth? "

I can let the rest slide, but that's has been bugging me about the movie. I bet they explain it away with "recreating the games natural environment" bullshit.

I'm still hoping for a Pretardors movie.
"this is a game reserve...and we're the game" says The Pianist, pull back to slowly reveal a bunch of Pretardors playing pin-the-tail-on-the-Morpheus and Machete helping them do claw-painting with the Beadle arms.
And the woman is there as the classroom assistant, making sure they all have a packed lunch and they don't wander off.

Edited at 05:35 on 20/03/10

Now that I'd pay to watch.

Let's forget about Adrien prejudice. Forget AvP mediocre shit. This trailer looks promising. AvP-R trailer also had looked promising and we know how it ended. Still, this trailer doesn't show too much (in comparison to AvP-R trailer). It makes me forget about PreTARDors poster and now I'm waiting, breathless (ok, I'm exaggerating a bit).

And Goatie, don't mock the plot, come on. They (Preds) know that humans are decent opponents, Arnold had proved that. I'm just wondering why they picked Brody... and a WOMAN? I'd like to see them picking Muslim suicide bombers... I hope they gonna use that idea... That would be awesome,: "Predators vs Terrorists - Buttons Masters".... I imagine introduction: "Predators are the best hunters, but now they face enemies that are not afraid to die. They actually want to die... in a big fucking explosion taking Predators with them... But Predators also carry suicide explosives with themselves. So this Christmas you gonna see massive fireworks in the sky...."

Edited at 21:11 on 19/03/10

That looked 100% ass.

So Predators can traverse the galaxy and decide to kidnap...humans? Weak watery sacks?
And they take them to another planet that just happens to look like...earth?
So out of all the galaxies, they felt the need to take middle-aged bipeds that will prove little opposition until Brody takes them all out?
Pfffft.
And I'll bet a week's wages the Yakuza gets sliced after using his sword,stands there for a moment before crumpling missing an arm or sliced in two completely.

And Morpheus delivers a rousing speech whilst the other people all dance barefoot to pounding rave music.