New red-band Machete trailer features stabbing, swearing, tits

The film might be utter shit, but the trailer is brilliant! And it has Seagal in it. Fuck, it gives the film 9 out of 10 on a Nic-o-meter (10 is when you got Nic).

Mmm, boobs.

Yeah, I can get behind that. Looks fun.

Is it sad that when watching the first trailer I thought "Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing this" but after watching this one I think "Yeah, I *want* to see this"?

The bit with the intestine rope swing window smash has changed my ideas of what life can and should be.