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Penelope Cruz will make a sexy Pirate
Posted by Ali at 21:40 on 11 Feb 2010
The Pirates Of The Caribbean series is set to go on a CRUZ with news that sexy Spanish siren Penelope Cruz will join the cast! CRUZ that girl? It's Penelope Cruz! Time to go on CRUZ control! Hahaha! Right guys?
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7 comments.
Posted by TBone at 19:53 on 13/02/10
I speak from the heart, boys, I speak from the heart. Also I speak from my generous libido, but mostly from the heart.
Glad to know I'm appreciated.
Glad to know I'm appreciated.
Posted by Nick at 11:08 on 13/02/10
I think it's safer to keep your mouth shut around these parts, else someone might try to fill it.
Posted by Ali at 10:41 on 13/02/10
I didn't think the tone on this site could get any lower, but... well, shut my mouth.
Posted by Ben at 09:53 on 13/02/10
Ah, TBone, we can always rely on you. If there's a tone that needs lowering, you're our man. It's the consistency I appreciate.
Posted by TBone at 02:34 on 13/02/10
I would like to CRUZ my dangly bits into any/all of her lovely lady parts many, many times.
Cary would approve.
Cary would approve.
Posted by Goatboy at 23:15 on 11/02/10
I love the Pirates movies, I'm there regardless. Bloom & Knightley missing only increases my happy
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Movie poster round-up: James Bond, gangster justice and jizzing cocks
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Movie poster round-up: James Bond, gangster justice and jizzing cocks
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Movie news round-up: Liam Neeson, Lionel Messi and Juno Temple
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Movie poster round-up: James Bond, gangster justice and jizzing cocks
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Movie poster round-up: James Bond, gangster justice and jizzing cocks
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Fans of outdoor cinema, point your wallets at Somerset House
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Incredible synopsis for Taylor Lautner's parkour movie, Tracers
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