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Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set

Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set
Set pics just in of Jessica Alba on the set of Robert Rodriguez's B-movie Machete. Above you can see Jessica trying to dehydrate Danny Trejo's face with the power of her mind.

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9 comments.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 13:12 on 02/10/09
It was Buffalo Bill talking to the Senator's daughter he kept in the well in his cellar shortly before tucking his junk between his legs and doing the mermaid stance with "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus playing.

I haven't seen that movie in eons.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 21:58 on 01/10/09
It's so true. I can't even remember when/how it was used in the film but I say it whenever appropriate.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 14:59 on 01/10/09
Hahaha
I love that the phrase Ori mentions has become a part of the language now.
Excellent...now I hear "Goodbye Horses" in my head.
Ori
Posted by Ori at 13:32 on 01/10/09
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 23:52 on 24/08/09
Danny Trejo is watching you. He sees through your monitor. Even when you close the window, he can still see you.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YF-I0QPZ2s0/SkWtITwXb8I/AAAAAAAAAJo/ZDVr5XJ85Cc/s400/Danny+Trejo.jpg
Luke
Posted by Luke at 21:59 on 24/08/09
His face is amazing. Even in profile it tells more of a story than an M. Night Shyamalan flick.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 18:13 on 24/08/09
I think that's one of his many tatts, not added on for character purposes.
He's got all manner of jailhouse tatts from spending 11yrs in and out of San Quentin, the man's a genuine bad-ass.
I wouldn't laugh at any of 'em
Ali
Posted by Ali at 17:35 on 24/08/09
Good spot! How terrifying.
krunkisdead
Posted by krunkisdead at 17:13 on 24/08/09
i think the kids are running from jesus on his tattoo. for real man really look at it. thats fucked up...
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