Predators poster reveals Beadle hand

Maybe they're guide dogs for spazzy Pretardors.

We should have seen that coming from the very moment we saw those dogs. Clearly, also pretardors know the term 'dogotherapy'...

See, now a film about Predators with learning & emotional difficulties I'd watch.
One does the red-laser target on another who starts roaring and smashing his blade into his forehead in a panic as Brody & Morpheus try to calm them down with song, a la CBeebies.

Movie ends with them all packed into a minibus for a trip to the seaside, Pretardors wearing funny hats and riding the Carousel.

Excellent. The biggest shock in the film will be when Adrien Brody and his team of misfit renegades are in their barracks working out a plan of action. Suddenly, they hear a noise and the camera whips round to show a Predator licking the window.

Pretardors.

Maybe the film is gonna be about disabled predators, somehow abandonded without help of their planetfellows. They have short limbs and instead of hunting they just wander through the forest and paint some pictures using blades. Maybe that can explain Brody, who will be kind of a missionary, coming to make predators see that shiny mask and strong legs are not needed to be fully happy... Then he might bring a piano and compose some music, just for his new friends... And that all trailers/sneak peeks are just to pretend it's regular action sci-fi flick.

Ugh...don't really like the look of this poster at all, and hope the Predators in the movie look better. I did like that sneak peek they released, though again, some of the Predator designs/costumes leave me a bit worried. Seriously, why do they keep going overboard on the arm blades? It's so unnecessary. I am still puzzled by the fact that the effects from the original Predator, a film over 20 years old now, look better than anything in the subsequent films in the series. Why the hell haven't we topped that yet?

Arf.

Don't see the point of making an artsy-fartsy black and white contrasted poster for a technicolour jungle action-fest. It's not Schindler's fucking List, show us some red.