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Review: Sanctum 3D

Sanctum 3D
That James Cameron fella likes his underwater exploration, doesn't he? I'd be willing to bet bath time with JC would be an intrepid adventure to find the soap (rated 12A). First came The Abyss, then Titanic, then 3D Titanic doc Ghosts Of The Abyss and now Sanctum 3D, Cameron's exec-produced new waterbaby about a cave-diving expedition gone awry. Something tells me Avatar 2 might be a little bit soggy.

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6 comments.
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 17:25 on 09/02/11
Oh dear- getting a few douchebags around these parts recently
Ali
Posted by Ali at 16:36 on 09/02/11
Fuck off you prick.
JVMFan
Posted by JVMFan at 16:08 on 09/02/11
I saw Sanctum yesterday and I am shocked anyone would say anything negative about it. I was absolutely riveted--and I am a film industry employee! I put my order in for the DVD at http://[edited]shittywebsite.com
ryantherebel
Posted by ryantherebel at 23:43 on 05/02/11
It seems to me that this was James Cameron's "time to cash a check" movie.
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 22:30 on 05/02/11
The acting really was beyond awful- felt like I was watching a bad soap.
Was one of those films thats prob so bad its good?! It'll be up there with Frankenfish before you know it
neophyte
Posted by neophyte at 18:00 on 05/02/11
After reading the review (my fav point: an end-of-level boss), I must admit I cannot tell why the film scored the second star. So a question arises: am I right in thinking the film depicts some big bouncing breasts or a piece of a fine ass thorough the events of this masterpiece?

Edited at 00:31 on 06/02/11
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