Sex And The City 2 postOH MY GOD

I was challenged to name all the characters from this. I pretended to struggle but secretly I know all their names, the actresses names, and even their boyfriends names.

Not my fault - the gf has it on quite a bit, must have seeped in like some bad rot.

Speaking as a male guy of manliness, I can honestly say that I have watched and enjoyed a lot of the Sex and the City TV show. It's about sex and there's more than little nudity from each of the main stars - I'm surprised more chaps don't sit glued to the screens whenever that jaunty theme starts playing.

But the show went downhill and the last film was utterly crap, dismissing the feminist values it used to promote in favour of a "girly film where all ladies want to do is get married and buy shoes". That's my unbiased, non-gender-specific opinion - it's shite.

And the trailer, as well as this ridiculous poster, make me assume the sequel will be even worse.

Now, bring on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

@neophyte.

Don't you know that this is a male orientated site, where it's perfectly acceptable to nerd out over movie versions of kids toys, but anything aimed towards the more feminine market is immediately ridiculed?

Having said that, the poster deserves it. It's appalling, and that's all that's being ridiculed here.

One the movie is actually out, then it'll be ripped apart without anyone actually seeing it.

Four characters, quad damage, bazillion tons of yuke.

Btw, maybe we shouldn't judge a film without seeing it. It's only a poster. We had plenty of good films with shite posters, for example... er... Still, it might be good...

Jesus Christ! It looks like Kim Catrall has Hannibal Lectered Michael Jacksons face.

Is this is a cutscene from Final Fantasy XIII.

Also, where has Sarah Jessica Parker's hand gone? And why is her front leg so massive? Aaaahhh it hurts.

What the fuck is going on with those eyes?

EDIT:

I also can't work out what's going on with the bit of material floating between them which appears to have passages of the Qur'an written on it.

Edited at 17:32 on 03/05/10

Jesus, it's hideous. It's like something out of the fucking Exorcist.