Review: Spotlight On Seagal: Today You Die

Posted by Ali at 16:37 on 23 Jul 2006 Reviews A-Z

If ever there was a movie that needed an exclamation mark after its title, it's this one. If Steven Seagal had used his considerable weight to get the director to rename it Today You Die! then at least it would go some way to explaining all the unintentional laughs it contains. Instead, the solemn-faced title marks yet another...

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Posted by The Internets at 20:00 on 27/07/06

That\'s him? Well, add another few stars to the review then. Christ, he\'s so awful he makes Ja Rule look like Denzel fucking Washington.

Posted by The Internets at 19:31 on 27/07/06

I think that is Treach of Naughty By Nature fame. Surely you all remember their inescapable hit of 1995, \"O.P.P.\" You down wit\' OPP? Yeah...you know me.

Posted by The Internets at 03:18 on 25/07/06

You\'ve actually made me want to see it with that review.

Posted by The Internets at 00:00 on 25/07/06

He\'s nearly as fat as Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja, and definitely as funny. One of his movies is called Belly of the Beast. Haha.

Posted by The Internets at 20:48 on 24/07/06

This tubby ninja is doing adverts for something now, I saw him in one before Pirates of The Caribbean 2 on Friday. He was driving a golf cart at speeds in excess of 4mph! Himself!

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