Review: Star Trek

Excellent fun. Almost made me forget Star Wars.

Loved it, and had a blast with it.

Thanks, you fuck - now I've got that "Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise" song stuck in my head.

That'll take ages to get out.

I loved 'Sabotage'. Kinda grounded the movie a little, establishes it in this universe, just light years away. I like how it's futuristic, but not insanely, Blade Runner futuristic.

Clearly your love of Picard is getting in the way of you enjoying this film.

It's nothing like the Star Trek of old. In fact, it's too trendy. Everyone is sexy and toned, makes wisecracks all the time and they even managed to shoehorn "Sabotage" by The Beastie Boys in there.

To me, Star Trek has always been for the guys over there. You know, the ones building machines for Robot Wars and discussing the finer points of time travel. I may be a semi-geek but I'll never go all the way and watch Star Trek, never ever.

In my minority, everyone is right.

You're the racist, being offensive towards Trekkies. They're a race. A special needs race where everyone is the 'winner'.

That's just racist

Yeah, the minority of being wrong! Sick burn!

Well the gf liked it. She owns Twilight on DVD.

I like my minority.

Looks like you're in the minority.
http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_trek_11/

Well if it helps your Star Wars therapy, Goaty, I thought it was a right load of old shite.

Stop it! Stop liking Star Trek!
Star Wars!!!! *points to 1977* Star Wars.
Not this well written, adeptly directed and enjoyable space opera.
Settle for Jar-Jar and "Annie" and "Nooooooooooo!" and Liam Neeson's sticky-on beard and lacklustre plotting and no imagination from a fatfucking highwayman of my dreams and hopes.

*sobs*

It was fantastic! I was almost compelled to go straight back in for the next show. Definitely seeing it again.
Excellent review by the way.

You enormous Pointdexter.

That's not the Enterprise, that's the USS Kelvin, a previous ship from the opening credits.

Also, why does the Enterprise in that pic over there -------->
have a big cyclops eye like the Batteries Not Included aliens??

I just can't get into Star Trek, not sure why but it leaves me cold and this'll be a watch on tv in a few years time. I suppose I'm a wee bit jealous that the inferior Star Trek gets a decent movie that fans enjoy whilst us Star Wars babies are left sitting in our own shit, crying and throwing our rattles about.

Fuck George Lucas.

it is made of WIN.

I wonder if my picture has been uploaded yet..

Loved it!!!! Loved it loved it loved it! Was really funny which i wasn't expecting! I do like Star Trek but enjoyed this even more than i thought i would! Fab, wanna see it again now! And i want to have pointy ears!

Looking forward to this. A lot.

Absolutely fantastic, loved it with a passion. Never been the biggest Trek fan - even ridiculed a friend of mine with a dedicated Trek cupboard: he was literally in the closet - but I'm fully onboard now.

Epic in every sense.