Review: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D
Posted by Matt at 13:30 on 10 Feb 2012 Reviews A-Z
One of the most reviled films in cinema history comes to a format that is little more than a cynical cash-grab, all from a man who raped our childhoods. But fuck it, it's still Star Wars, right guys? Guys?
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3 comments.
Posted by frenchy at 14:09 on 15/02/12
Essentially it sounds like the The Phantom Menace 3D is an vastly inferior version of the Star Tours ride at EuroDisney. Which. Is. Awesome.
Posted by Matt at 17:11 on 10/02/12
Like I say at the start - I'm in denial. I simply cannot bring myself to give ANY Star Wars film anything less than three stars, even if all evidence points otherwise. It's a problem, I realise.
If our rating system allowed me to add an asterisk and a caveat, I would have done that.
If our rating system allowed me to add an asterisk and a caveat, I would have done that.
Posted by Lars at 17:00 on 10/02/12
Your rating says 3 stars, but your review says 1 star, 2 stars at best. What's up with that?
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