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Review: The Kreutzer Sonata

The Kreutzer Sonata
With all eyes on the recent Oscars and looking ahead to the upcoming summer blockbusters, the release of this small intimate drama has escaped most people's attention. It's easy to see why.

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6 comments.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:10 on 14/03/10
Fuck me, everything I read is in *his* voice.

Do you reckon Tommy Wiseau can even say the word "explicit" without breaking his jaw?
Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:09 on 14/03/10
I'm wet.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 21:14 on 14/03/10
Law and Order?
Luke
Posted by Luke at 21:13 on 14/03/10
Matt just said two of my favourite words. What's this film called again?
Matt
Posted by Matt at 20:52 on 14/03/10
Well given the explicit nature of the sex scenes and the fact that Elizabeth Rohm is famous for being in Law and Order and Angel, I think the only person really interested in this film is Mr Skin.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 19:55 on 14/03/10
I could probably live another million years and still not care about this film. The only thing I can say that interests me about it is that the title could potentially also be the name for a Jean-Claude Van Damme character.

Kreutzer Sonata is... Deep Under Cover!
(*flying kick*)
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