Review: The Unborn

Posted by Ali at 13:55 on 28 Feb 2009 Reviews A-Z

Can we get a moratorium on horror films featuring scary children? Pale-faced kids are ten-a-penny and ceased being scary around about the time The Grudge started to get old (that's about eight years ago for anyone still counting). The Unborn is the latest chiller to put faith in a pint-sized spook, but it's a film so desperately...

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6 comments.

Posted by Luke at 23:56 on 29/07/09

It was so shit. End of review.

Posted by Ali at 23:12 on 29/07/09

It's the worst. I've seen more involving dog turds.

Posted by Luke at 20:24 on 29/07/09

I'm watching The Unborn. Why am I watching The Unborn?

The woman in it is pretty good at standing around looking skinny.

Posted by Ben at 13:03 on 16/03/09

It'll be a sad day when another review/article goes up and the arse is no longer on the front page.

Posted by Nick at 23:40 on 28/02/09

You'd have to be an A-Class retard not to realise this was shit from the moment you saw the trailer, to then go and spend 8 quid to watch the full horror...
If i was supreme ruler of the world i'd likely use this film as a way of weeding out said retards and then send them all to the gas chambers.

Posted by Ali at 14:07 on 28/02/09

Oh yeah, I forgot. The little kid that wants to be born is called 'Jumby'.

Jumby and Barto. Where did they get their ideas, childrens' television?

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