This is what film journalism is now

This is pointless. Men grow beards all the time, why do we need to hear about another one? They only put him up here because he's famous.

Hey, sometimes you've got to make your own news.

Shouldn't DDL be chopping down pine trees, building a log house, and crapping in an out-house by now? You know, him being method and all.

If there's no news to write about, don't write anything and stop bothering us with this non-news!
(directed to the "journalists" in this topic and not to Ali)