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18 comments.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 22:31 on 03/04/07
And by the way he was awsome in his physical!!
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 22:27 on 03/04/07
No he\'s not, his spirit is in that tower and he can\'t take physical form yet so that\'s y he\'s this mystical dark lord that rules over mordor, the tower is his logo. Nothin that you will understand you low life pice of shit!!!
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Posted by The Internets at 11:08 on 26/03/07
sauron is the lamest, hes a pussie, making others do his dirty work, maybe manifested as some dark killing machine he was good but as a tower no respect he doesnt do anything, that other wizard stuck up his tower was a better bad guy atleast he wasnt scared of getting his hands dirty!
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 12:22 on 21/03/07
Well don\'t I look stupid! I have been burned and don\'t I know it!
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Posted by The Internets at 21:30 on 20/03/07
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 20:46 on 20/03/07
Look idiot whoever you are that made that stupid list and all of the low lives that agree, go fuck yourselfs take a shotgun and blow your brains out. Lamest villians of all time lol this is not true, let\'s start with griveous he\'s cool i love him why the fuck do you think he\'s lame!! And the guy from matrix he\'s not even a villian, Last but not least Sauron he\'s NOT lame in any fuckni\'n way he is this mysterius evil warlord makes him the perfect willian for one of the best story ever written. so my comment is u should not ever type another letter on this crappy website or the internet in puplic ever again so go fuck yourself thank you!!!!!.....
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Posted by The Internets at 18:31 on 27/11/06
What about Vernon Wells as Bennet in \"Commando\"?? Although this is my favorite Schwarzenegger movie of all time, Bennet was worse than awful. He is kinda fat, and wears a chain mail tank top throughout the film. He was only scary because you thought he might be trying to ass rape Arnold as his diabolical plan.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 13:16 on 26/11/06
Yeah, but even though he was a cripple, he used his smarts to kill people. He\'s just not lame enough!
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 01:17 on 26/11/06
Maybe a bit obscure, but how about Elijah Price in Unbreakable. The dude\'s superpower was that his bones were made of peanut brittle for God\'s sake! I\'ve got yards of respect for Samuel L, but that character was just lame.
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Posted by The Internets at 07:11 on 23/11/06
Sauron at No 1? absolutely right. He had 3 films to do something, anything and we didnt get so much an evil laugh. The big pussy stayed in his tower through the whole bloody thing and then got brought down by a couple of gay midgets.
The most impotent villain ever!
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Posted by The Internets at 11:54 on 22/11/06
Darth Vader is the number one pussy for me.
Reduced from an awesome, mysterious Lord of Evil to a whiny bitch teen with bad hair. I mean \"Revenge of The Sith\", the 1st thing the newly minted, heavy-breathing Vader says? \"How\'s me bird?\" and then the \"Noooooooo\".
And no, I still haven\'t forgiven Lucas. Wanker.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 09:41 on 22/11/06
Come on buddy! Sauron? The architect? Grievous? There are far more lame villains out there.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 03:17 on 22/11/06
No no no... everybody is forgetting the absolute lamest... Ming from Flash Gordon, 1980. Untouchable.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 01:29 on 22/11/06
How can you forget the ever scary Fisher Stevens in Hackers, the man was as threatening as a turnip
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 22:51 on 21/11/06
...you forgot \"VGER\" from Star Trek : The Motion Picture.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 21:35 on 21/11/06
Didn\'t he use a new crazy boat instead?
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 21:30 on 21/11/06
And mightily successful he was too.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 21:21 on 21/11/06
Whilst I agree with the rest of the chart.... im sorry, ELLIOT CARVER in TOMORROW NEVER DIES in at number 3?! No way! I feel we need more \'weedy, silver-haired, bespectacled geek\' villains! His genius is that he is different from the other bond villians in that he doesn\'t try to use a new crazy laser or what not! long live the geeks!
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