Top 10 Movie Drug Dealers

Posted by Ali at 11:22 on 16 Feb 2007

You wanna get high? In Tinseltown, there's no shortage of back-alley pushers ready to show you a good time, whether you want pills, puff or powder. It takes a special kind of dealer to make our list, however - insanity seems to be a pre-requisite, as does a kickass dress-code and a trophy wife. Yeah, we know - drugs are bad, ...

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Posted by Ben at 14:49 on 11/09/10

Me too!

Wanna cyber?

Posted by josephaugustine at 13:02 on 11/09/10

I want 2 watch movies now on my system

Posted by The Internets at 09:18 on 19/02/08

Lance From Pulp Fiction.

Posted by The Internets at 07:05 on 15/09/07

Trainspotting's purveyor of suppository form heroin, Mikey Forrester, should be amongst the worst, surely.

Posted by The Internets at 10:50 on 04/04/07

Danny the Dealer must have fallen on hard times, czech this: http://www.toysrus.com/sm-baby-alive-doll--pi-2297814.html

Posted by The Internets at 18:15 on 19/02/07

You knobs forgot \"Nino Brown\" (W. Snipes)

Posted by The Internets at 14:12 on 19/02/07

Big Tim (Keith David) from Requiem for a Dream?
\"Ass to Ass\"

Posted by The Internets at 21:18 on 18/02/07

Fuck George Luca$?

Posted by The Internets at 20:10 on 18/02/07

lance from pulp fiction is def #1

Posted by The Internets at 20:14 on 17/02/07

how about vincent d\'onofrio in the salton sea? that fucking pooh bear and his jfk assassination reenactments should be at least somewhere in the top five of this list.

Posted by The Internets at 00:57 on 17/02/07

hey, clarence didn\'t escape unscathed. he lost an eye.

Posted by The Internets at 23:05 on 16/02/07

mother superior from Trainspotting?, ditto Ricky Fitts;\"this is G13, it\'s all I ever smoke\"

Posted by The Internets at 22:48 on 16/02/07

Where\'s Alfred Molina from Boogie Nights? Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction?

Posted by The Internets at 14:19 on 16/02/07

musta fought it was white boy day?

Posted by The Internets at 12:46 on 16/02/07

Oh, and the worst? Josh Hartnett in The Faculty - dealing drugs in biros is not cool. Ricky Fitts in American Beauty - shove it up your arse, bag boy. The dealer from Minority Report - in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the no-eyed man is just a dumb hobo.

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