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Top 20 Movie Insults Part II

Top 20 Movie Insults Part II
The last movie insults article we posted turned out to be our most popular ever - read it here - so it seems like there's something in this verbal beatdown thing. After trawling the sassiest corners of the internet and subjecting ourselves to torrents of cinematic bitch-slaps, we proudly present 20 more movie insults, each one g...

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14 comments.
3MTA3
Posted by 3MTA3 at 03:30 on 08/02/09
What about Jack Palance in City Slickers:
"I crap bigger than you..."
Works for all occasions, and there is simply nothing you can say in response!
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 14:08 on 07/02/09
Yeah but I'll forgive him for the "have fun storming the castle" line
Luke
Posted by Luke at 13:20 on 07/02/09
The only bit in TPB I don't like is the Miracle Max segment. It's a bit too "Mel Brooks".
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 13:05 on 07/02/09
Is that the programme with the peadophile in?
Ali
Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 07/02/09
Also: "That door is going to stay more open that a fat whore's bone hole."
Ali
Posted by Ali at 11:57 on 07/02/09
I'm currently watching The Thick Of It on DVD and there's great swearing in it. "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off," was one of my favourites.
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 05:24 on 07/02/09
"I think you're bluffing"
"It's possible, pig"

I honestly could watch that film over and over and over and never get bored of it.
"Mawwiage...."
Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:37 on 06/02/09
I think this should be in it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA
Goatboy
Posted by Goatboy at 19:49 on 06/02/09
C'mon, you just took half the recommendations in the responses to the 1st one.

Ya cock-juggling thundercunt
RyanBeingManny
Posted by RyanBeingManny at 17:29 on 06/02/09
I should've read part one, I guess. How I missed the giant PART II I don't know. Apologies.
RyanBeingManny
Posted by RyanBeingManny at 17:26 on 06/02/09
A lot of fun ones on this list, though I have to admit my favorite has always been from the Way of the Gun:

"You better shut that fucking cunt's mouth before I comeover there and fuck-start her skull." It comes with the added bonus of Ryan Phillipe actually punching Sarah Silverman in the faceand giving her a real bloody nose.
bing78
Posted by bing78 at 17:17 on 06/02/09
disapointment all around.
"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries"
Ben
Posted by Ben at 12:50 on 06/02/09
I caught just a few minutes of Southland Tales the other day, and heard this:

No, I won't take a fucking personal check. Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch...
Rob
Posted by Rob at 22:57 on 05/02/09
I like it that this fitting article has come about so soon after Christian Bale's pretty spectacular outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation came to light. I'm surprised it didn't get a honoury mention!
still, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gAqbwUs-No
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