Top 20 Movie Insults Part II

What about Jack Palance in City Slickers:
"I crap bigger than you..."
Works for all occasions, and there is simply nothing you can say in response!

Yeah but I'll forgive him for the "have fun storming the castle" line

The only bit in TPB I don't like is the Miracle Max segment. It's a bit too "Mel Brooks".

Is that the programme with the peadophile in?

Also: "That door is going to stay more open that a fat whore's bone hole."

I'm currently watching The Thick Of It on DVD and there's great swearing in it. "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off," was one of my favourites.

"I think you're bluffing"
"It's possible, pig"

I honestly could watch that film over and over and over and never get bored of it.
"Mawwiage...."

I think this should be in it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA

C'mon, you just took half the recommendations in the responses to the 1st one.

Ya cock-juggling thundercunt

I should've read part one, I guess. How I missed the giant PART II I don't know. Apologies.

A lot of fun ones on this list, though I have to admit my favorite has always been from the Way of the Gun:

"You better shut that fucking cunt's mouth before I comeover there and fuck-start her skull." It comes with the added bonus of Ryan Phillipe actually punching Sarah Silverman in the faceand giving her a real bloody nose.

disapointment all around.
"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries"

I caught just a few minutes of Southland Tales the other day, and heard this:

No, I won't take a fucking personal check. Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch...

I like it that this fitting article has come about so soon after Christian Bale's pretty spectacular outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation came to light. I'm surprised it didn't get a honoury mention!
still, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gAqbwUs-No