Trailer: Tony Scott's Unstoppable

Daisy...Daisy...give me your answerrrr dooooo....I'm ok now Dave.

New ones set on the Island of Sodor, voiced by the bloke from Boys From The Blackstuff.
The old-school Thomas is good, but after 3yrs of watching it I'm about ready to choke Ringo Starr.

Cranky is the crane. You can purchase it from most good retailers. And you will have to spend hours, fucking hours, lifting a yellow crate with a magnet on as you are told "You're doing it wrong" when you know you're not doing it wrong at all. And what the fuck do you know anyway, you're 3yrs old and can't even beat me at the fucking Cars demo on the xbox.
So if I want to topple Cranky I fucking will alright?
Because I'm the grownup and oyoufmamiopfaiopjfiopnmzcipnzxcvnjiopzcccccccccccccccccccccccs

Cranky? What the hell kind of Thomas the Tank engine is this you're watching? I don't remember a Cranky.

I do remember an episode with an engine out of control though. Think it was Percy. Though I think he ended up getting covered in coal. Silly Percy.

I've seen this already on a Thomas The Tank Engine DVD episode.
Henry manages to push sand into one of the sidings and then Clarence warns the Fat Controller as Gordon keeps the people back.
It ends well with Cranky lifting the now-stationary Reneaus free from the sand and they all laughed at the silly little engine.
The End.

This is your conductor - we're gonna run this bitch down.

This looks hilarious.

If Soul Asylum doesn't feature on the soundtrack, I will eat my own Hornby playset.