Weekend round-up: the Bible, robots and more Bill and Ted?

B&T's Excellent Adventure was the first movie I watched until I knew every single word. I like to think I still do.

"This is Dave Beeth Oven, Maxine of Arc, Herman The Kid, Bob "Genghis" Khan, Socrates Johnson, Dennis Frood and ... uh... *shrugs* Abraham Lincoln."

Also, in Bogus Journey, when they fall forever. Man, it's still funny so maaaaaany years on.

To this day those films remain quotable and relevant.
Napolean being my favourite with his outrage, "pay? Waterrrrr slide?".
Now I want to watch them again.
"when did the mongols invade china?"
"don't ask me kid, I just work here"

Be excellent to each other

It's basically how I've lived my life.

Death: "They Melvin'ed me."

More Bill & Ted please.
With more evil robot-them action. "Full on robot chubby"

I just think he's too old to be reprising that role. And of course, no George Carlin :(

Christ that was 21 years ago! Oh man, I feel old

Edited at 22:32 on 14/03/10

Even if it's a joke, Bill & Ted 3 would be the best thing Keanu Reeves could possibly do at this moment in his career. In the first two, he's actually really, really funny - but that goes for the entire films, to be fair.

"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!"

The Shrek film looks like an improvement on the 3rd film.
I'm not a massive fan of Pheonix but at least he's stopped fucking around.
There's an Edgar Allen Poe film being made? I would quite literally buy my ticket for that right now.
More Bill and Ted? I'd rather they leave that one alone as it's been left too long.
Eastwood and Hoover... I much prefer Eastwood when he's directing stories and not history.

Ha ha, even the CGI Shrek sprite looks tired of it all in that still.