Why I Hate... Kids

Posted by Ali at 20:53 on 24 Jul 2005

"Little children should be seen and not heard." Whoever said that was clearly a kiddie-fiddler. Talking cinema, I can certainly appreciate the second bit - I've lost count of how many times I've fantasised about lining up small, noisy children at my local multiplex while I unload my nail gun through their little unbl...

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Posted by The Internets at 10:27 on 29/06/07

I agree with everything. I hate children and I certainly don't want to pay to see them in a movie. What about about 28 Weeks Later, where the little brat singlehandedly gets everyone in England killed by zombies? This certainly has to be the worst kid in history.

Posted by The Internets at 09:53 on 25/07/05

Ouch.

Posted by The Internets at 02:16 on 25/07/05

I\'d disagree with the \"Yippee!\" comment. I find his delivery of the lines \"Qui-Gonn told me to stay in this cockpit and THAT\'S what I\'m gonna do\" and \"I\'ll try rolling, that\'s a good trick\" make me want bugger myself to death with a rusty crowbar.

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