Will Megan Fox play Red Sonja?

Can't we all just masturbate secretely using the internet and that way my world won't have to contain another Megan Fox film?
Please? I'll even supply the candles & wine.

Oh you mean Red Sonja is not a porn character? Wooops! My bad!

I'm pretty sure porn industry would make a good Red Sonja film. I mean, chainmall bikini is worn for some reason. Too bad, if they cast silicon graphics actress(?). Or an actress(?) that has to use two small bulldozers in her bra to make her assets appear (read: Megan F).

Hahaha! No, not even Transformers of any number. Have no urge to see it either, ever. Can still be staring at Megan though.

Not even Transformers 2, the most terrible, miserable, painful excuse for a film ever? It was like somebody was rubbing chainmail against the nipples in my mind.

Edited at 00:40 on 06/04/10

Mmmm... Megan Fox and in chain-mail bikini too! Lovely... Bit tricky on the nipples I'd imagine but won't spoil the viewing pleasure. She's one of those that you just can't stop looking at...although I've never seen any of her movies.

You watch Charmed, your argument is invalid.

Dont rate Megan Fox at all- would much rather see Rose McGowan in the role! But yeah i guess Megan will get the young lads in more