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Gareth Edwards to direct another monster

Posted by Chris at 01:46 on 05 Jan 2011
Gareth Edwards to direct another monster
Gareth Edwards will direct another American Godzilla reboot. If his first feature is any indication, this movie will feature bland, barely talented actors in the lead roles, only this time they'll be Japanese.

News flash: Episode III still sucks

Posted by Chris at 20:05 on 31 Dec 2010
News flash: Episode III still sucks
Mr. Plinkett is back to bitch about Star Wars and eat pizza rolls, and he's all out of pizza rolls.

Thor trailer hits the web

Posted by Chris at 08:35 on 11 Dec 2010
Thor trailer hits the web
It's hammer time.

Italian director Mario Monicelli dies badass death at 95

Posted by Chris at 10:38 on 30 Nov 2010
Italian director Mario Monicelli dies badass death at 95
The Oscar-nominated director known as the master of Italian comedy has died, but you might be surprised to learn that it was not because he was pushing 100.

Top 16 awesome movie chases

Posted by Chris at 15:36 on 24 Nov 2010
Top 16 awesome movie chases
Few can deny that even the dullest of films can be enlivened by a hot pursuit, whether it's on foot or with cars, bikes or biplanes. But with this oft-used action set-piece so frequently resulting in a run-of-the-mill tearaway through city streets, here are the 16 movies that did it best - the ones that fully embodied the thrill of the chase.

Eli Roth wants to clown around with the creators of Clown

Posted by Chris at 09:43 on 18 Nov 2010
Eli Roth wants to clown around with the creators of Clown
Chalk up another entry in the suddenly burgeoning "fake trailer becomes real movie" sub-genre.

Oren Peli digs up Poe's Grave(s)

Posted by Chris at 13:34 on 08 Nov 2010
Oren Peli digs up Poe's Grave(s)
The director of Paranormal Activity will dump the found footage gimmick, but hopefully he'll remember to bring the scares with his next project.

JJ Abrams opts to leave Khan on Seti Alpha V for Star Trek 2

Posted by Chris at 11:13 on 26 Oct 2010
JJ Abrams opts to leave Khan on Seti Alpha V for Star Trek 2
And yes, I already know how nerdy the title of this article is, thank you very much.

Martin Freeman to transfer to Wernham Hogg's Shire branch

Posted by Chris at 13:31 on 22 Oct 2010
Martin Freeman to transfer to Wernham Hogg's Shire branch
Martin Freeman has signed on to play Bilbo Baggins in Peter Jackson's upcoming adaptation of The Hobbit. No word on whether or not his contract prohibits gay hobbit pillow fights, though.
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