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The Shiznit's Not Unlistenable Podcast: Dunkirk

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:00 on 24 Jul 2017
The Shiznit's Not Unlistenable Podcast: Dunkirk
Our latest podcast episode is now live! But then you already knew that, because it has automatically appeared in your feed thanks to you subscribing the first time. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

Dunkirk fails the IMDB search algorithm for 'dunk'

Posted by Matt Looker at 23:56 on 20 Jul 2017
Dunkirk fails the IMDB search algorithm for 'dunk'
Apparently, in the week of the release of one of the biggest films of the year and an early Oscar frontrunner, IMDB thinks that if you type 'Dunk' into its search bar, you are still more likely to be looking for 'Slam Dunk', a Japanese cartoon about an awesome basketball player.

Side note: Janet Jackson? What are you doing here?

Oh, hi Mark! How does James Franco sync up with Tommy Wiseau?

Posted by Matt Looker at 23:40 on 19 Jul 2017


Hmm, it's not perfect. Gah, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JAMES FRANCO!

Review: Dunkirk

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:00 on 18 Jul 2017
Dunkirk
I don't want to write off an entire category of cinema, but... war films. They can be a bit heavy-going, can't they? Yes, there are some amazing standouts in this crowded genre, but it can be really hard to muster up the enthusiasm to watch a movie depicting the experience of war, which is basically: it's truly horrifying when not intensely boring. Luckily, things are different this time round, because a) Christoper Nolan films have never not been great, b) it's mercifully short at under two hours, and c) maybe there'll be a twist and the soldiers of Dunkirk will get rescued by Batman?

We really need to talk again about Transformers: The Last Knight

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:30 on 17 Jul 2017
We really need to talk again about Transformers: The Last Knight
This year has seen the first female-led superhero movie, two Apocalypse Now inspired monkey movies, a curtain call for Logan, a launch of Universal's Dark Universe, and the return of Cars, Captain Jack, Renton and Xander Cage. And yet there's only one film I can't get out of my head right now.

What horrific game is played in the new image from Jigsaw?

Posted by Matt Looker at 22:29 on 14 Jul 2017
What horrific game is played in the new image from Jigsaw?
FINALLY after a frankly ridiculous seven long years since Saw VII: The Final Chapter, Jigsaw is returning to the big screen to further tap the rich and largely unexplored concept of 'a killer kills people with killing games'. Not a moment too soon, I say!

Our new not unlistenable podcast: War For The Planet Of The Apes

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 12 Jul 2017
Our new not unlistenable podcast: War For The Planet Of The Apes
Yes, we did another podcast. No wait, come back! This one is only 20 minutes and it might be good! Well... it is only 20 minutes.

Review: Cars 3

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 10 Jul 2017
Cars 3
As someone who has barely seen the first Cars, and who actively and selfishly steers his son away from knowing that a sequel even exists simply because I’ve heard it’s not very good, I am clearly not the best person on the Shiznit staff to review this film. No, that honour goes to Ali, who, for the past two years, has an unfinished article sitting in the site admin area entitled "What I've learned from Cars 2 after watching it 200 times". Yet, here I am, ready to impart my own unique viewpoint on the latest instalment of Pixar’s most-derided franchise. You ready? Here goes: It’s… alright?

Review: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:30 on 30 Jun 2017
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Following his glorified cameo in Captain America: Civil War, everyone has been wondering exactly how how Marvel will reboot the character in his own solo outing. No one wants to see another bitey radioactive spider, but how do you tell an origin story without actually telling the origin story? Is he definitely part of the ongoing Marvel timeline forever more? Can he suddenly slot into the meticulously planned MCU? Basically, is the title correct? Is Spider-Man really coming home?

Fast And Furious cast still unable to tell women from cars

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 29 Jun 2017
Fast And Furious cast still unable to tell women from cars
Fresh concerns have arisen regarding the ability of the Fast And Furious cast to tell the difference between women and cars after franchise regular Michelle Rodriguez called out the need for "female characters with better parts".
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