You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures
from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!
It's funny because Kelly Brook has nice boobs.
A masterclass in delivering exposition by Paul WS Anderson.
Stanley 'Snoochie' Tucci delivers a reet groanworthy clunker. We'll hear nothing said against the line "slut with mutant lungs," mind.
I don't care if he spoke like that in the original; even The Dude would baulk Kevin Flynn's hippified techno-babble. Also: I fucking hate jazz.
Don't worry, everyone! Chris Pine will save us!
Kim Cattrall drops a tonne of pun in the Dubai desert, losing extra points for making us think of her labia.