12 totally inappropriate moments in kids movies

Cartoon mice get their brains smashed in

The Mouse And His Child is a heartwarming exploration of existentialism, following a pair of clockwork mice as they figure out their purpose in the Universe. Until about an hour in when they get served like a couple of bitches. Don't worry, though - it turns into a revenge flick soon after. Nowadays this would be called 'The Mouse and His Shotgun'.

Cartoon mice get their rocks off

Disney's squeaky-clean and celibate image has come under question more than once - usually by dirty little frame-scourers desperate to make out erect penises in perfectly innocent brush-strokes. There's no denying this faux pas of the Mouse House, though - according to legend, a disgruntled animator hid two frames of skin flick in The Rescuers. Phwooar etc.

The Goblin King has no shame

Did he do it to disguise the fact that Jareth - King of the Goblins and master of the Labyrinth - wants to take an underage girl as his bride? Was it to distract from the awful baby dummy tossed about by the puppets? Maybe Bowie loves showing off his junk? Whatever the reason, I'm just glad I never saw this one on the big screen.

Ray Stantz gets a spooky blowjob

I think we all know how this scene came to be...

Reitman: "Harold you hold up this Twinkie, and then Ernie you say..."
Hudson: "That's a big Twinkie."
Aykroyd: "And then Ray gets a blowjob?"

Murray: "So I hop around here, generally acting the fool?"
Reitman: "Yeah, then Sigourney shows up and you act like a jerk."
Aykroyd: "And then Ray gets a blowjob?"

Reitman: "And then the Marshmellow Man explodes - any questions?"
Aykroyd: "And then Ray gets a blowjob?"
Reitman: *sigh* "Yes, Dan, we'll rebuild the set just for you."

James Belushi is an irresistibly sexy hobo

Curly Sue is a movie about hope and charity. What I mean by that is a rich woman hopes the filthy tramp she picks up off the street is generous in the sack. Excuse me while I bleach my hands for typing that. Everything is just plain wrong with this film: theft, deception, general bummery. Worst of all is the lady who takes them in. People aren't accessories, you monster!

Captain Hook stabs a kid to death

Spielberg. Williams. Hoffman. Hoskins. Of course a child was going to die. Though arguably, he did deserve it for that haircut.

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