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33 most boring movie titles ever

Ali

4th March 2011

A Good Year (2006)



Not for Ridley Scott it wasn't.
The Biscuit Eater (1972)



They should have called this movie 'The Dog'.
The Jacket (2005)



Makes a good double bill with Doug Liman's Jumper.
Cous-cous (2007)



The most exciting kind of whatever the hell type of thing cous-cous is!
Let's Talk About The Rain (2008)



Let's not.
Cars (2006)



"Let's think of a title. Something liiike... Cars. Only better." (*silence*)
How Awful About Allan (1970)



Oh dear.
Conversations With My Gardener (2007)



Also known as: Yakkin' About Bush.
Helvetica (2007)



Alternate title: Font Club.
Dave (1993)



Haha, I love you, President Kline.
The Conversation (1974)



Yadda yadda yadda.
Trainspotting (1996)



1996: the coolest trainspotting has ever been.
Quantum Of Solace (2009)



Whatnow of whatnow?
Mrs Brown (1997)



Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not a Reservoir Dogs spin-off.
The Postman (1996)



Film may take as long as 28 days to be processed.
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)



Step #1: Order from Amazon. Step #2. Wait for Kevin Costner to deliver.
Australia (2008)



As if Hugh, Nicole and Baz weren't enough of a clue.

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