As the movie world mourns director, restaurant critic and stickler for calmness Michael Winner, who died yesterday aged 77, we pluck five lines from his films at random from IMDb's "memorable quotes" pages to demonstrate the gaping hole his death leaves in cinema. Ideally there would have been ten, but after five we needed a shower.
Matthews: (sees Lipper's corpse) What hit him?
Detective Lt. Lou Torrey: A complete state of death.
Morton: It was only your ducks I wanted.
The Bitter One: Let's 'ave a look at Granny's fanny!
Paul Kersey: You believe in Jesus?
Stomper: Yes, I do.
Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him.
(Paul shoots Stomper dead)
Freak #1: Cunts! I KILL RICH CUNTS!
Rest in peace, Michael. The restaurant reviewing world will miss you.