5 things worth seeing on the cool new Pirates 4 poster

There's a new Pirates movie coming out, which probably explains this poster for a new Pirates movie. Look closer and you'll see 5 interesting things hidden in it... see? Okay, look close-lier...


If you're wondering what Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is looking at in this new poster, it's a seagull that just stole his yoghurt (low fat rum and vanilla flavour). You can tell because there is no yoghurt visible in the picture.

This is Jack Sparrow's ship, The Black Pearl, and it's on fire. You'll notice it's floating on what appears to be an ocean, which is made of water. Do you see? Fire is extinguished by water. That's the kind of delicious irony we've come to expect from the Pirates movies.

Jack is sporting this summer's latest hipster fashion accessory, a shrunken pygmy head. The man who manages to squeeze the joke "This is what I got when I asked for a little head" into this 12A rated film will clearly be a genius.

These figures appear to mermaids, or extremely feminine Mer-Men. In mythology, mermaids would sing to sailors who would then dash their ships on the rocks. These are lazy mermaids who couldn't even be bothered to leave shore. They are French. (*shrugs*)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is available in Disney Digital 3D, Real-D 3D and IMAX 3D. That's three different types of 3D. That's THREE-THREE-D-D. If you see all three 3D versions in one day, your head shrinks.