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5 things you may have missed on the shiny new Riddick poster

Luke

6th July 2013

Yes! It's the return of our '5 things on a poster' feature! No, it's not a slow day and we needed an easy post, how very dare you! Maybe some people haven't heard about the new Riddick film and need to be brought up to speed in a list fashion.



This fetching wrist guard and dagger set was handed down to Richard B. Riddick from his father, Richard A. Riddick, and is the source of his many fantastic and magical superpowers.

When he's not using his powers to fight crime, Riddick maintains a secret identity as a cool dudebro surfing instructor - hence the swimming goggles and pose. "It's all in the snap!" he says, when he's riding a wave and when he's breaking villain's necks.

But seriously, this poster is going to go down in the history of walls as the most vandalised poster of all time. Don't disappoint me now, hooded street urchins.

Whereas our moon is made of cheese, the moons orbiting the planet Riddick finds himself marooned on are made of potato. This has led to the galaxy being named 'The Potato System', and locals referring to the time as "fifteen to King Edward".

Contradiction corner! Survival depends on avoiding your enemies, otherwise they'll keep coming after you; but revenge is only served when your enemies know about it. Otherwise who are you impressing? Nobody that's who.

Look, it's Saturday afternoon. Go watch the tennis.

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