50 awesome alternate titles for Batman Vs Superman

Warner Bros legal office have registered a list of potential titles for their forthcoming Batman Versus Superman movie. They are uniformly terrible. We thought we could do better. So we did.

First up: a truth-bomb. Just call the bloody thing 'Batman Vs Superman'. No one is going to call it anything else. It's the only way you can properly identify both massive brands in the title without pussyfooting around. Of course, this would be far too easy, so Warners are experimenting with potential titles for the Man Of Steel sequel. Here they are. I promise these are not made up (well, they weren't made up by me, anyway).

Man Of Steel Battle The Knight
Man Of Steel Beyond Darkness
Man Of Steel Black Of Knight
Man Of Steel Darkness Falls
Man Of Steel Knight Falls
Man Of Steel Shadow Of The Night
Man Of Steel The Blackest Hour
Man Of Steel The Darkness Within
Awful. Just awful. Half of them sound like potential Martin Lawrence vehicles. You can practically whiff the desperation at trying to invoke the title of 'The Dark Knight' without actually saying the words. I mean, honestly. 'Shadow Of The Night'? THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

Pfft. PFFT. We can do marketing. I am a marketerer. Look! Here are 50 alternate titles for Batman Vs Superman Or Man Of Steel 2 or World's Finest or whatever the fuck they end up calling it. Note to Warner Bros' lawyers: I have copyrighted each and every one of these. (Not really. Please don't sue me if I accidentally get it correct).
Man Of Steel: Gimme The Knight
Man Of Steel: Knighty Knight
Man Of Steel: Knight Rider
Man Of Steel: Man Of Bat
Man Of Steel: The Dark (K)Night
Man Of Steel: The Dark_Knight
Man Of Steel: The Clark Knight
Man Of Steel: 2 Dark 2 Knight
Man Of Steel: The Knightening
Man Of Steel: Knights In Black Satin
Man Of Steel: Good Knight, Bad Knight
Man Of Steel: Knight Of The Batty Man
Man Of Steel: A Good Knight To Die Hard
Man Of Steel: Batman Is In This
Man Of Steel: Dark Bats Fall Within The Shadow Of Knight
Man Of Steel: Blackman
Man Of Steel: Batman Begins (Again)
Man Of Steel: Batter Late Than Never
Man Of Steel: Bat Attack
Man Of Steel: Men In Tights
Man Of Steel: Black Is The Battiest Colour
Man Of Steel: The Dark Knight Re-Rises
Man Of Steel: Of Bats And Men
Man Of Steel: Bats Motel
Man Of Steel: Men Of Steel
Man Of Steel: Batter Bats Forgotten
Man Of Steel: Fight, Fight, Fight!
Man Of Steel: Bats Vs Supes
Man Of Steel: Batnam Style
Man Of Steel: Bat To Basics
Man Of Steel: Downton Batty
Man Of Steel: That Damn Bat
Man Of Steel: The Bat Pack
Man Of Steel: Batvengers Mansemble
Man Of Steel: Brucie Bonus
Man Of Steel: No Wayne, No Gain
Man Of Steel: Wayne's World
Man Of Steel: Episode II - The Gotham Menace
Man Of Steel: Bat 'Er Up
Man Of Steel: Gotham's Wreckening
Batty Man Of Steel
Bat Of Steel: Man Of... Wait
Man Of Steel: Batman Boogaloo
Man Of Steel: Dude, Where's My Batmobile?
Man Of Steel: There's A Bruce Loose Aboot This Hoose
Man Of Steel: Bruce & Clark's High School Reunion
Man Of Steel: I Kent Believe It's Not Battier
Man Of Steel: Super Antics Ahoy! (Featuring Batman)
Man Of Steel 2: Bat In The Habit
Man Of Steel: [Placeholder] I feel like our work is done here. (*dusts Doritos dust off hands*)