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8 possible reasons Lynne Ramsay didn't show up to work
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20th March 2013
We Need To Talk About Kevin director Lynne Ramsay has shocked Hollywood by throwing in the towel on the first day of shooting on her new movie, Jane Got A Gun. Until we learn the truth, let's speculate exactly why she quit, using crudely Photoshopped images.
So, as it stands, Ramsay's western Jane Got A Gun has no director. It still has a cast, including Natalie Portman, Joel Edgerton and Jude Law (replacing Michael Fassbender, who at least had the grace to duck out a few weeks before shooting began) but at the time of press, they were just aimlessly shambling around the set, occasionally bumping into each other, mumbling their lines and acting in the wrong direction.
Why did Ramsay bail? Here are our best guesses as to her excuse, brought to you via the medium of having too much time on our hands.
Fell down a manhole
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