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9 grumpy people who could be in the Grumpy Cat movie

Luke

30th May 2013

Hooray! Have you heard? There's going to be a movie made of smash-hit internet meme sensation Grumpy Cat! To celebrate, we've assembled a gallery of some of the most grumpy people and actors and things who could possibly appear in the film maybe for some reason.

Christopher Walken



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: someone who made a great joke on twitter, only to be manually retweeted by a celebrity.
Clint Eastwood



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: a pensioner who left his slippers out in the rain.
Karl Urban as Judge Dredd



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As grumpy as: delayed commuters at a train station where an out-of-tune busker knows only Coldplay songs (the new ones).
The Judge Dredd We Don't Talk About



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: a disgruntled janitor with a cold cleaning out a flooded skip full of discarded letters to Santa behind an orphanage.
Marlon Brando even though he's dead



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: a teenage goth being forced to watch a five-hour French period drama with broken subtitles.
Robert De Niro



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: the crabbiest crab who lives under the most craggy rock on the shingliest beach. In Southend.
Tommy Lee Jones



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: hotel guests trapped in their room by a particularly rowdy gypsy wedding taking place down the hall.
That guy from The Walking Dead



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: a hipster who just became the last person to find out that hipsterism is no longer hip.
Some pain au chocolat



Grumpiness Rating:


As grumpy as: the last dinosaur on Earth.
Exciting times for cinema. Hey wait, didn't we predict this?

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