Feature
Attention journalists: free 2011 movie poster quotes!
Movie Feature
Ali
2nd January 2011
A new year brings news blockbusters, and with new blockbusters comes the annual journalistic jockeying for poster space. Get the jump on the competition with these handy, cut-out-and-keep poster quotes for 2011's biggest movies. You're welcome, Alan Frank!
This year's biggest superhero movie offers some prime poster real estate. Remember: it's a universe-spanning adventure, so keep it simple, something along the lines of...
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"Ryan Reynolds is out of this world!""
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"It'll light up your life!""
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"It's easy seeing Green!"This one's easy: just re-use the lines you used when Pirates 2 and 3 came out. For example, perhaps Sir would like...
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"Jack's back and better than ever!""
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"Rated Arrrr!""
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"Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of fun!"Tricky one, this. Marvel's Thor is an untested property, set in the twin worlds of Viking heaven Asgard and Earth's mortal realm. After a lot of thought, we'd go for...
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"It's hammer time!""
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"There's Norse stopping it!""
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"Thuper!"It's another superhero movie, so you'll have to be careful you don't use up all your A-grade stuff on Thor. Luckily, Captain America has the word 'America' in it. So...
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"God bless Captain America!""
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"Five stars (and stripes!)""
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"Evans above... It's an American beauty!"Who cares about the content: them's fighting words!
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"It's a knockout!""
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"Girl power! These ladies pack one hell of a punch!""
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"Sucker punch will blow you away!""
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"It's all good in the hood!"Simple robot puns won't do any more - you need to dream a little bigger. This one's set on and around the Moon, so may I suggest...
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"Sheer lunar-cy!""
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"Trans-formidable!""
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"Total Bay-hem! The most explosive Transformers yet!"An epic cinematic event deserves an epic poster quote. This one took me all night, so someone had better take it. Use it wisely.
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"You say Hallows, we say goodbye!""
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"It's Potter-rific!""
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"Simply wand-erful!"COLOUR PUN.
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"Blue'll love it!""
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"It blue me away!""
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"Blue is the colour!"Cars! Sweet, beautiful automobiles! Here's some four-wheeled wordplay for the lazy journalists willing to sniff Paul Walker's exhaust pipe.
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"Vroom with a view!""
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"Diesel power! His fastest and most furious yet!""
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"Wheely great!"
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